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With every intention of taking the Mrs. out for a mtb ride yesterday, the weather wasn’t having it. So, what to do but surf the web and read some news. Never hurts to learn, right? What’s been killing me lately is the lack of anything viable, or nary a feel-good story. Killings here, bombings there, [...]

Yes, Kentucky Camp Epic was damn fun. Big thanks go out to Chad and AZE for organizing the event. I suffer from “PRD”, or more commonly known as Post Roadie Disorder. The effects of this degenerative disease include half-wheeling, wheel sucking, and chasing down riders, to name but a few. So, it was rather difficult to [...]

But, a damn nice try nonetheless. That ‘ol Bushy sure can duck. Watch it in all it’s glory!

Call for a big drink.

G-U-I-L-T-Y.
Glenda Rumsey was found GUILTY of manslaughter in the death of 14 year old Jose Rincon, who was riding his bike home from a friend’s birthday party on January 12th. Glenda Rumsey, herein referred to as “jaggoff”, was highly intoxicated at the time of the accident. Further, this jaggoff even attended a later Court appearance [...]

I give to you…

A mother’s love sure runs deep. I’d cast my write-in ballot for this Mom of the Year!
Crazy shit.
Times are tough. Economy’s in the shitter, discretionary income has dried up, unemployment continues to rise and my drinking fund is getting smaller than Kayle’s career options. But, I know I’m not this desperate for some green backs!
“industry [...]

Crazy Colt Remix from Banned Vids on Vimeo.

Kid has skillz. Check the nose-pick 360 over the brick wall. Damn…and here I thought I used to be hawt shit with my truck drivers and turn-downs. Enjoy!

Fears of a recession and economic deflation got you down? One thing’s for certain- your bike won’t lay you off! December in Arizona is HOT! Yes, it will be around 80 degrees and that will be pretty enticing if you’re freezing yo ass off in blizzard conditions somewhere. But I’m talking about HOT EVENTS.
Chad Brown’s [...]

This is so damn smart, it hurts!
Amgen Tour of California has created an educational handbook for 4th thru 6th graders. What better time to garner support for cycling and a great race that we hope doesn’t fall off the racing roster like the Tour of Georgia.
A copy of the educational handbook can be found here.
*Chapter [...]

G Dub keepin it real for sheezy. Throwin the shocker out on the Presidential Tour.

And bought you a one-way non-refundable ticket home. Good riddance and please don’t bother coming back. Thanks!

While slaving away over here at our DC satellite office in T-town, a special guest stopped by to offer up some last minute support. You see, McCain hails from Arizona, so it was quite nice to see the hot piece of ass that is his wife, Cindy, drop by. She’s been busy soliciting votes for [...]

This post is dedicated to our local human-pin cushion, Snake. It’s been a tough week, so let’s relax, check out some pics and get ready for a weekend of riding. Keep it sticky side-down and enjoy the weekend!
The Church of the Big Ring

We’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren’t aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people [...]

I’m sure there were some who questioned Kohl’s performance at the Tour and this confirms it. Too bad, for I was rather hoping his feat was attained on moral and ethical grounds. But on a positive note (no pun intended) it is becoming a cleaner sport. Can’t say that about baseball (GO SOX!), football or [...]

They’d put this money to good use. Just think how much we could raise to paydown some of our debt, or apply towards new programs, fund renewable energy grants…You name it. These two have raised at least $572 million. A brother can dream, right?

I don’t think too many people will be surprised with the recent outcomes of retested samples from this year’s Tour. Since when is Schumacher a stellar time trialist who can beat the likes of Cancellara? I think we’ll see some other big names get dung by the doping bell in the coming weeks. Hell, look [...]

It appears the French will never let some things go. Who’s croissant did Lance shit on to make those frogs so hell bent? Could Lemond be the French puppet-master? Did Lance schtoop Greg’s wife years ago? Round and round we go on this carnival ride and where it stops no one knows. More trivial news [...]