Mission Statement:
This is my entire mission statement in one simple graphic.
Contributors to date:
- Big Jonny
The man, the legend. The guy who started it all six years ago with a couple of pages worth of free server space on a porn site, a book called HTML for Dummies, a bad attitude and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive.
Phoenix, Arizona, USA - Bike Punk
“Cuts, scrapes, bruises… all in a day’s riding. Then it’s off for some good german beer in a local biergarten.”
Site: rottenmac.com
Munich, Germany - Brad Q
“Bikes are cool, and I’ve been making a go at this ‘industry’ thing for a while now. You may remember me from some nine years at Dirt Rag Magazine. Or not. Now I do some writing, wrenching and photography to pay the bills. And run my half of a little magazine project called Urban Velo. We love riding in the city.”
Site: urbanvelo.org
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA - Bush43
I’ve been knocking emails back and forth with this cat for years. ‘Bout time I just let him write shit straight to the site. Why bring me into it? He’s got full security clearance.
SLC, Utah, USA - Chopper
“Poet, sage liar. Bike fag, BIKE Mag contributor and lacky who couldn’t handle the discipline required to be a real pro. Bald, slow and generally known to speak out of turn especially when under the influence. He’s got two beautiful daughters who make you question genetics and a wife who could school your ass on a bike any day of the week.”
Ketchum, Idaho, USA - Erik B.
“I am a lawyer who handles a lot of bicycle accidents, injuries, and assaults on bicyclists in the Tucson area. If you are a cyclist and have been injured, assaulted, or are in need of some assistance in handling a bike accident, feel free to call me. Consultations are always free.”
Site: tucsonbikelawyer.com
Tucson, Arizona, USA - Flagstaffist
“measures, daily, just how quickly we are destroying our atmosphere. thinks riding bikes might just help this problem. tapes his middle finger to the handlebar (unsuccessfully represses rage). mountainbikes in lycra. Tomac did it. he does it. he’s not Tomac.”
Site: flagstaffist.org
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA - Gnome
“I’m little. I ride.”
Site: onespeeder.com
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA - Lovedawg
Our requisite masters rider and six time AZ state champ. Just so he can tell us we’re all fat and slow
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA - Marty
This guy wrote the book on fun. And then lit it on fire. Twice.
Site: ridecleanteam.com
Phoenix, Arizona, USA - Patrick O’Grady
“Making stuff up for money since 1977. Making stuff up about cycling for money since 1989. See VeloNews and Bicycle Retailer & Industry News, found crumpled near the crapper in stylish homes and pro bike shops worldwide.”
Site: maddogmedia.com
Colorado Springs, Colorado, USA - Pineapple
Bike mechanic, poet, sage, former collegiate hockey star. Ok, maybe not star…
“i am full time bicycle mechanic, and all around nice guy. like to ride bikes, but not very far. like poetry, candle-light dinners, and short walks on the beach. i don’t like getting hassled, and i don’t like capitalization.”
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA - Snake
Our requisite professional cyclist. Just so he can tell us we’re all fat and slow whenever he gets around to actually posting something.
Tucson, Arizona, USA - Snake Hawk
“Other than the fact that I am a complete trainwreck with homo-erotic dance floor tenedencies, I’m pretty great. I’m an art maker, totally in love, and just recently re-established my relationship with bicycles. I happily ride my sub-50 pound cruiser to work up a gigantic hill. Skidding is my favorite trick. And big 180 bonelesses off of dumb shit.”
Site: myspace.com/snakehawk
North Carolina, USA
