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Category Archives: Rants

What the hell is going on around here…

Posted on January 3, 2022 by Danimal

Its been a while because I really haven’t had anything to say. I went for a walk the other day, down to the lake and Continue reading What the hell is going on around here…→

Posted in Art & Culture, Cycling, Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work, Politics, porn, Rants, Story Time | Tagged danimal, nature, suicidal

sorry about your little dick

Posted on August 4, 2020 by Danimal

Dirty shot me a message yesterday about Yamaha’s new E-Mountain Bike. sigh… i’m not going to give you the link but you can find it Continue reading sorry about your little dick→

Posted in Bike Tech, Cycling, Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work, Product Reviews, Rants

Tuesdays with Dirty – Fall Off the Cliff

Posted on November 19, 2019 by Dirty biker

I use the term “falling off a cliff” to describe partying a lot. It’s that moment when things go from fun and games, to fucked up in a hurry. Like when you are drinking beer and decide to switch to whiskey or tequila and you just fall right off the cliff of drunk… Continue reading Tuesdays with Dirty – Fall Off the Cliff→

Posted in Biker Down, Cycling, Rants

Smash Hearts

Posted on October 25, 2018 by Dirty biker

I have never been a big fan of physical contact with people outside my immediate family. If you come in for a handshake, I’ll probably give you a high 5 or preferably a knuckle pound. I am not a germophobe, I’m just not really into it. Continue reading Smash Hearts→

Posted in Art & Culture, Rants

Tuesday with Dirty: Expiration Dates

Posted on July 10, 2018 by Dirty biker

When I wrote my last post I had no idea that I would find myself back in the sweltering heat of Kansas in July. But here I am. A buddy needed a hand with some things so I said fuck it, bought the ticket and took the ride. Continue reading Tuesday with Dirty: Expiration Dates→

Posted in Drinking, Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work, Rants

Commuting among assholes is making me insane

Posted on June 6, 2017 by Wrighteous

I wanted to get in a fight this morning. You ever get to meet me, I’m the least violent person on earth. Keep things level-headed, Continue reading Commuting among assholes is making me insane→

Posted in Rants | Tagged anger, assholes, chicago, commuting, fury, midwest, Rants

die gegen zecken

Posted on June 4, 2017 by Reverend Dick

[youtube]https://youtu.be/I5T7LSvkIA4[/youtube]   Out of all the pests in my area, and there are many, I most dislike ticks. Yes, sunny  foggy centro-Northern California USA (on Continue reading die gegen zecken→

Posted in Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work, Rants | Tagged Environment, Rants, respect, Snakehawk's Daddy?

You ever get unsolicited advice? You ever witness someone blowing things out of proportion?

Posted on April 26, 2017 by Reverend Dick

Full blown bike touring season out here, friends. Now. And it’s a lot of people who don’t know. They don’t even know they don’t know. Continue reading You ever get unsolicited advice? You ever witness someone blowing things out of proportion?→

Posted in Rants | Tagged make your own fun, Snakehawk's Daddy?, unsolicited advice

Tales from the Trail – Getting Stomp’d

Posted on March 28, 2017 by 40 Hands

“Getting stomp’d” out on the trail can have a variety of different meanings, and I’m about to get into my personal account from this past Continue reading Tales from the Trail – Getting Stomp’d→

Posted in Cycling, Rants

Drunkcyclist’s Guide to 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo

Posted on February 9, 2017 by Scandinavian Jesus

The Burning Man of bicycles. OP. #24hop. Old El Pablo. The big one. 24 Hour Town. It’s been called a lot of names. It’s the largest Continue reading Drunkcyclist’s Guide to 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo→

Posted in Cycling, Doping, Drinking, Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work, Non-USAC Event Schedule, Product Reviews, Racing, Rants

The emperor has always been naked.

Posted on January 19, 2017 by Danimal

Tomorrow another clown gets their scepter. A mass of constituents will take to the mall to celebrate, while another mass takes to the streets to Continue reading The emperor has always been naked.→

Posted in Art & Culture, Politics, porn, Rants, Straight Baller, Video

2016: And that, as they say, was that

Posted on December 31, 2016 by Wrighteous

It wasn’t all bad. The prevailing theme for the Internet’s end-of-year thinkpieces is pretty clear. Everyone thinks 2016 was a bust, pointing to the election Continue reading 2016: And that, as they say, was that→

Posted in Cycling, Rants

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