What the hell is going on around here…
Its been a while because I really haven’t had anything to say. I went for a walk the other day, down to the lake and Continue reading What the hell is going on around here…
Category Archives: Rants
sorry about your little dick
Dirty shot me a message yesterday about Yamaha’s new E-Mountain Bike. sigh… i’m not going to give you the link but you can find it Continue reading sorry about your little dick
Tuesdays with Dirty – Fall Off the Cliff
I use the term “falling off a cliff” to describe partying a lot. It’s that moment when things go from fun and games, to fucked up in a hurry. Like when you are drinking beer and decide to switch to whiskey or tequila and you just fall right off the cliff of drunk… Continue reading Tuesdays with Dirty – Fall Off the Cliff
Smash Hearts
I have never been a big fan of physical contact with people outside my immediate family. If you come in for a handshake, I’ll probably give you a high 5 or preferably a knuckle pound. I am not a germophobe, I’m just not really into it. Continue reading Smash Hearts
Tuesday with Dirty: Expiration Dates
When I wrote my last post I had no idea that I would find myself back in the sweltering heat of Kansas in July. But here I am. A buddy needed a hand with some things so I said fuck it, bought the ticket and took the ride. Continue reading Tuesday with Dirty: Expiration Dates
Commuting among assholes is making me insane
I wanted to get in a fight this morning. You ever get to meet me, I’m the least violent person on earth. Keep things level-headed, Continue reading Commuting among assholes is making me insane
die gegen zecken
Out of all the pests in my area, and there are many, I most dislike ticks. Yes, sunny foggy centro-Northern California USA (on the Continue reading die gegen zecken
You ever get unsolicited advice? You ever witness someone blowing things out of proportion?
Full blown bike touring season out here, friends. Now. And it’s a lot of people who don’t know. They don’t even know they don’t know. Continue reading You ever get unsolicited advice? You ever witness someone blowing things out of proportion?
Tales from the Trail – Getting Stomp’d
“Getting stomp’d” out on the trail can have a variety of different meanings, and I’m about to get into my personal account from this past Continue reading Tales from the Trail – Getting Stomp’d
Drunkcyclist’s Guide to 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo
The Burning Man of bicycles. OP. #24hop. Old El Pablo. The big one. 24 Hour Town. It’s been called a lot of names. It’s the largest Continue reading Drunkcyclist’s Guide to 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo
The emperor has always been naked.
Tomorrow another clown gets their scepter. A mass of constituents will take to the mall to celebrate, while another mass takes to the streets to Continue reading The emperor has always been naked.
2016: And that, as they say, was that
It wasn’t all bad. The prevailing theme for the Internet’s end-of-year thinkpieces is pretty clear. Everyone thinks 2016 was a bust, pointing to the election Continue reading 2016: And that, as they say, was that