I have never been a big fan of physical contact with people outside my immediate family. If you come in for a handshake, I’ll probably give you a high 5 or preferably a knuckle pound. I am not a germophobe, I’m just not really into it. Continue reading Smash Hearts
When I wrote my last post I had no idea that I would find myself back in the sweltering heat of Kansas in July. But here I am. A buddy needed a hand with some things so I said fuck it, bought the ticket and took the ride. Continue reading Tuesday with Dirty: Expiration Dates
I wanted to get in a fight this morning. You ever get to meet me, I’m the least violent person on earth. Keep things level-headed, Continue reading Commuting among assholes is making me insane
Out of all the pests in my area, and there are many, I most dislike ticks. Yes, sunny foggy centro-Northern California USA (on the Continue reading die gegen zecken
Full blown bike touring season out here, friends. Now. And it’s a lot of people who don’t know. They don’t even know they don’t know. Continue reading You ever get unsolicited advice? You ever witness someone blowing things out of proportion?
“Getting stomp’d” out on the trail can have a variety of different meanings, and I’m about to get into my personal account from this past Continue reading Tales from the Trail – Getting Stomp’d
The Burning Man of bicycles. OP. #24hop. Old El Pablo. The big one. 24 Hour Town. It’s been called a lot of names. It’s the largest Continue reading Drunkcyclist’s Guide to 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo
Tomorrow another clown gets their scepter. A mass of constituents will take to the mall to celebrate, while another mass takes to the streets to Continue reading The emperor has always been naked.
It wasn’t all bad. The prevailing theme for the Internet’s end-of-year thinkpieces is pretty clear. Everyone thinks 2016 was a bust, pointing to the election Continue reading 2016: And that, as they say, was that
I have developed a soft spot for Sotol over the years and West Texas/Chihuahua is the place to find it. In all its peppery, smokey gut rotting goodness. I love every drop. Continue reading The booze don’t care.
Man, oh man. If you want to confront and shutdown a cop, make sure you’re schooled in your local revised code. Watch as this BMX rider Continue reading You get your law degree from Facebook?
Last weekend, as I was preparing to leave the house, this commercial came on: “Away.” Whisper it to yourself, aloud, right now. Feels good, doesn’t Continue reading Here’s why your RV sucks