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Category Archives: Straight Baller

JHK’s National Collegiate Title Win of 1999 or maybe 1998

Posted on November 21, 2025 by Gnome

I had gone all in at that point when JHK toed the line 80 spots ahead of my lottery winning. By “all in,” I mean Continue reading JHK’s National Collegiate Title Win of 1999 or maybe 1998→

Posted in Cycling, Racing, Story Time, Straight Baller

Leadville Trail 100 MTB, 2005 Recap

Posted on September 17, 2024 by Gnome

Happy hump day. I figure we’re due for a Baja break and I want to talk about some history after posting up an old photo Continue reading Leadville Trail 100 MTB, 2005 Recap→

Posted in Cycling, Racing, Straight Baller

struggle and strife

Posted on July 24, 2019 by Danimal

dirty stopped by the house for a night on his way around the last tour of the east coast.  as always, the doors are wide Continue reading struggle and strife→

Posted in Art & Culture, Bicycle Advocacy, Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work, Story Time, Straight Baller

Notions of chance and fate are the preoccupation of men engaged in rash undertakings.

Posted on December 12, 2017 by Reverend Dick

You’d think that, by now, I’d be good at this. Packing some stuff on my bicycle and riding into the sunset for a few days Continue reading Notions of chance and fate are the preoccupation of men engaged in rash undertakings.→

Posted in Bicycle Advocacy, Cycling, Straight Baller | Tagged bikepa, Snakehawk's Daddy?

Like Marlon Brando, but bigger.

Posted on June 12, 2017 by Danimal

last saturday at work i couldn’t get myself motivated to do anything productive.  literally.  i just couldn’t get my shit together enough to perform at Continue reading Like Marlon Brando, but bigger.→

Posted in Bike Tech, Cycling, Doping, Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work, Straight Baller | Tagged 26aintdead, almost as fun as riding your mom, clutch, klunker, old shit rocks, wrong beer, wrong bike, wrong life

Even Winners Party

Posted on April 6, 2017 by Cupcake

It’s Tommeke’s last run at the Paris Roubaix as he goes for win #5 this Sunday. No small task in any sense, and our friends at Specialized Continue reading Even Winners Party→

Posted in Cycling, Doping, Non-USAC Event Schedule, Racing, Straight Baller

Everybody Gets a Turn

Posted on March 31, 2017 by Danimal

Mike Hall died racing the Indian Pacific Wheel Race.  From the reports it was early in the morning when he was struck by a car Continue reading Everybody Gets a Turn→

Posted in Bicycle Advocacy, Biker Down, Cycling, Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work, Racing, Straight Baller

The emperor has always been naked.

Posted on January 19, 2017 by Danimal

Tomorrow another clown gets their scepter. A mass of constituents will take to the mall to celebrate, while another mass takes to the streets to Continue reading The emperor has always been naked.→

Posted in Art & Culture, Politics, porn, Rants, Straight Baller, Video

Happy Drunkcyclist Day! – Time to Find the Time.

Posted on November 7, 2016 by Dirty biker

What the hell just happened? I blinked and another year has gone by. It’s November again and that means it’s time for us to lift Continue reading Happy Drunkcyclist Day! – Time to Find the Time.→

Posted in Biker Down, Cycling, Drinking, Straight Baller

Water cooler to the beer cooler: Seattle’s Wednesday Night Worlds

Posted on June 15, 2016 by Wrighteous

If you’ve ever flown into SeaTac from the north, you’ll know that approach over Seattle is a delight. A lush, green landscape blotted by the Continue reading Water cooler to the beer cooler: Seattle’s Wednesday Night Worlds→

Posted in Cycling, Racing, Straight Baller | Tagged nw mtb, pnw, schooner exact, Seattle, Single Speed, wednesday night worlds

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Posted on June 5, 2016 by Scandinavian Jesus

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Posted in Cycling, Drinking, Straight Baller, Stuff Saturday

Klunkin’ the Whiskey

Posted on May 8, 2016 by Cupcake

We’ve talked about Coaster Culture before. Like the time in 2014 when Rob decided to ride only one bike, the Transition Klunker for one year. Spending less Continue reading Klunkin’ the Whiskey→

Posted in Non-USAC Event Schedule, Straight Baller

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