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Simon Says Shred

Posted on January 25, 2016 by Dirty biker

Have you heard of the White Line in Sedona (or Beyond the White Line)? Continue reading Simon Says Shred→

Posted in Cycling, Straight Baller, Video

It wasn’t Santa, it was Pistol Pete

Posted on December 25, 2015 by Wrighteous

Hey, you. Yeah, you there, good lookin’! Santa bring ya what’cha asked for? We’ve still yet to tear into our gifts, as we await a Continue reading It wasn’t Santa, it was Pistol Pete→

Posted in Cycling, Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work, Straight Baller

Fuck you, get pumped!

Posted on October 27, 2015 by Cupcake

That throttle twist at 1:17 though… The kids are freaking fine.

Posted in Straight Baller, Video

Epic Rides Announces New Event

Posted on September 16, 2015 by Cupcake

Carson City Off-Road Joins Whiskey + Grand = $100,000 Purse (LAS VEGAS, NEV.) September  16, 2015 – Epic Rides today released a new product, but Continue reading Epic Rides Announces New Event→

Posted in Racing, Straight Baller

The Art of Winning

Posted on August 16, 2015 by Cupcake

Cycling is serious, always has been, always will be. Diets, training plans, body shaving, matching costumes…it all helps you win at the racing thing supposedly. Continue reading The Art of Winning→

Posted in Straight Baller, Video

Darts At The Map ~ The Follow Through

Posted on July 27, 2015 by Scandinavian Jesus

So there I was in Houston’s Hobby airport, drinking a beer that the bartender had just bought for me. The shitfaced woman previously sitting on Continue reading Darts At The Map ~ The Follow Through→

Posted in Cycling, Drinking, Straight Baller

Smooth as butter.

Posted on July 22, 2015 by Cupcake

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ud5T5I4XcA[/youtube]

Posted in Straight Baller, Video

What Makes DC Special

Posted on July 13, 2015 by Cjell Mone

DC.com is a place where real people say real shit and then other real people react. There is no censorship of the people writing for DC just like there isn’t any for the many voices (fools and apostles alike) writing back in the comments. Continue reading What Makes DC Special→

Posted in Bicycle Advocacy, Rants, Straight Baller

the fusion of exultation and degradation sold as youth in tomorrow’s market today

Posted on July 1, 2015 by Reverend Dick

As I was living in America, on the very tip of the edge of cutting off a piece of the newest in new, I checked Continue reading the fusion of exultation and degradation sold as youth in tomorrow’s market today→

Posted in Art & Culture, Cycling, Drinking, Straight Baller | Tagged bikepacking, DIY, PROhobo

Be a man, do the dishes.

Posted on June 26, 2015 by Cupcake

Here’s to all the #realgirlsthatride and the stay-at-home dudes of the world. You make everything way more better. [vimeo]https://vimeo.com/125712344[/vimeo] That’d be Jessica Serdowich on the bike, she Continue reading Be a man, do the dishes.→

Posted in Bad Ass Females, Straight Baller

Golden Gate Gong Show

Posted on June 18, 2015 by Scandinavian Jesus

A couple months ago my friend Danimal invited me to San Francisco to join him on a big dumb stupid ride. At the time he was Continue reading Golden Gate Gong Show→

Posted in Cycling, Drinking, Straight Baller

Dances with Elves – Exit Strategy

Posted on June 7, 2015 by Scandinavian Jesus

We had completed the main goal of the trip, so packing up the truck to head back to Reykjavik felt a bit like heading home. Continue reading Dances with Elves – Exit Strategy→

Posted in Cycling, Drinking, Straight Baller

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