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A 140.6 Walks into a Bar

Posted on October 12, 2026 by The Gnome

i set aside what seem to be permanent resident status type work in Colorado for a paid wrenching gig in Kona, Hawaii, during 2026 for Continue reading A 140.6 Walks into a Bar→

Posted in Bike Tech, Gnome MIA, Racing, Rants

Brandon McNulty Wins The 2026 World Championship Road Race

Posted on September 28, 2026 by The Gnome

The tangibility for this moment is palpable for so many. I hope he never shaves his mustache and it becomes synonymous with his excellence. He Continue reading Brandon McNulty Wins The 2026 World Championship Road Race→

Posted in Cycling, Racing, Straight Baller, Video

Bicycle Repairman WuWei

Posted on September 20, 2026 by The Gnome

Everyday is on the spectrum of a gift. For those of us who can enjoy, or be grateful, we should. for those entrapped, let us Continue reading Bicycle Repairman WuWei→

Posted in Bicycle Advocacy, Bike Tech, Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work, Gnome Wanders, Story Time

The Way Out Machine

Posted on September 11, 2026 by The Gnome

Destiny has a plan. Maybe you don’t. Continue reading The Way Out Machine→

Posted in Bicycle Advocacy, Bikepacking, Gnome Wanders, Politics

Bicimochileros un Mil

Posted on September 9, 2026 by The Gnome

There are a couple of years left to pull this off. I will raise 100k or more for the purse. Six figures seems respectable. This Continue reading Bicimochileros un Mil→

Posted in Bikepacking, Racing

Toolbox Wars

Posted on August 15, 2026 by The Gnome

I had been obsessing on the nuance of tool usage for the past 4 years. How I need five types of 5mm hex wrenches for Continue reading Toolbox Wars→

Posted in Art & Culture, Bike Tech, Product Reviews, Stuff Saturday

How to Bleed like a Maven

Posted on August 11, 2026 by The Gnome

SRAM Maven Brakes are arguably the best design available for Big Mountain riding, or eBike is a moped riding. However, bleeding the system using SRAM’s Continue reading How to Bleed like a Maven→

Posted in Bike Tech, Gnome Wanders, Product Reviews

Daily Report, August 9, 2026

Posted on August 9, 2026 by The Gnome

I have been thick into the dream and as about the daily I am living proof that you can make anything not suck, or suck, Continue reading Daily Report, August 9, 2026→

Posted in Bike Tech, Bikepacking, Cycling, Drinking, Gnome Wanders, Rides & Routes, Stuff Saturday

Ludo Has a Posse

Posted on July 31, 2026 by The Gnome

Everbody forgets and you can always fuck Jans Kurt be he will never go away. I like to think Ludo was promise wrapped in a Continue reading Ludo Has a Posse→

Posted in Doping

The Huerfanós of Coconino

Posted on July 24, 2026 by The Gnome

Ferrentino walked in yesterday. He held #30 in his hands. This has happened before. I am not able to understand but the frames/framesets, or bikes Continue reading The Huerfanós of Coconino→

Posted in Art & Culture, Cycling, Gnome MIA, Story Time, Straight Baller

Spliffs with the Gnome

Posted on July 15, 2026 by The Gnome

The bike will be the last thing. I have done nothing but endeavor for the past good many years and I have found love of Continue reading Spliffs with the Gnome→

Posted in Cycling, Gnome's in Alaska

First ride big smile

Posted on November 25, 2025 by Danimal

I was off work today so unfortunately I wasn’t sticking it to the man, but it was a good ride none the less. After feeling Continue reading First ride big smile→

Posted in Cycling

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