My Carrera weighs a ton.

January
7th

By: Snake Hawkat 12:39 pm

Comments:16 Comments

Categories: Randoms

Just so y’all know. Oh, and new crap up at the Nest of the Hawk

Teflon spittin’ and written, I stab kitten.
Happy New Year, fools.

I’m broke, too.

December
27th

By: Snake Hawkat 11:04 am

Comments:16 Comments

Categories: Art, Life, Rants

Hey, listen –
Most folks know that when you ask someone for something, you have to give them something in return. It’s pretty fucking basic. Maybe it has to do in some way with the 3rd law of physics. I know, gutter punks think that because they eat from the dumpster, they don’t [...]

I just drank the Kool-Aid

December
22nd

By: Snake Hawkat 10:28 pm

Comments:8 Comments

Categories: Life, Rants

I spent far too long watching the tube tonight. Given that we only have about 12 or 16 accidental channels that happen to squeak in through our cable meant for internets, it was only fitting that I punished myself tonight with such great shows as Baby Daddy on the BLT network, where 248 tricks [...]

Thursday Haiku

December
18th

By: Snake Hawkat 3:39 pm

Comments:19 Comments

Categories: Cycling

My brain’s still swimming
in the fetid, swampy foam
of last night. Fuck, man.

Thursday Haiku

December
11th

By: Snake Hawkat 7:58 am

Comments:13 Comments

Categories: Cycling

He studies the Law.
Big Jonny’s rants lie in wait.
Thursday Haiku lives.

Product Development

November
30th

By: Snake Hawkat 2:29 pm

Comments:8 Comments

Categories: Cycling

I’m developing some new clipless shoes and would appreciate any feedback from any of you. These should be much better on bikepunk’s knees.

A great waste of time!

November
20th

By: Snake Hawkat 10:47 am

Comments:9 Comments

Categories: Doping

Lance Rules

Hawk do Art

October
8th

By: Snake Hawkat 4:24 pm

Comments:2 Comments

Categories: Art, Life

So i made some more crap. One of the craps is even bike-related. Whoa, dewds. Maybe you wanna check it out.
HAWK DO ART

This guy did the after party, which was rad, because I have a total mancrush on him, and he KILLS the turntables. You may not care about that kind [...]

The Gentle Roll of Thunder…

September
30th

By: Snake Hawkat 12:17 pm

Comments:17 Comments

Categories: Cycling

Let me preface this super long story for those of you that don’t really like to read. I was a male stripper for a night.

Papa?

September
10th

By: Snake Hawkat 12:58 pm

Comments:16 Comments

Categories: Uncategorized

Man, in my ever-continuing search for my birth dad, I keep running across dudes that, because of their ridiculous cool factor, make me think, “Hmmmm. Maybe that’s my dad…”
this week’s winner:
Snakehawk Daddy?

About that time . . .

September
4th

By: Snake Hawkat 7:45 am

Comments:2 Comments

Categories: Life, Poetry

Well, if my calculator watch serves me correctly, I believe it’s Thursday. Time for a poem. Perhaps, first you have time for a quick story.
Working here at this gallery of art and other pop-culture curiosities, I rarely encounter a customer worth much at all. I mean, we have our regulars: the [...]

Labor Day Sucks.

September
1st

By: Snake Hawkat 2:51 pm

Comments:8 Comments

Categories: Cycling

Well, here it is, a beautiful Labor Day in North Carolina. The hurricane weather has decided to chill out long enough to let come to the surface a cool, sunny day. Work is done, and as I drove home, the smell of grilling was everywhere. There’s nothing I’d love more than to [...]

Thursdee Poem

July
24th

By: Snake Hawkat 4:26 pm

Comments:1 Comment

Categories: Uncategorized

Well,
it’s
time.
It’s
been
3
long
days.
As
I
stand
here,
the
knife
in
my
hand
shorter than the one in my brain,
I realize
that
I
really
need
to
get
back
to
the sauce.

Aw, Man.

July
18th

By: Snake Hawkat 11:30 am

Comments:17 Comments

Categories: Uncategorized

Oh yeah, the Tour de France. Crunk Cyclist seems to capture the attention of many different kinds of thinkers, so I’d like to talk for a bit, and direct this mainly at what I believe to be the source of the problem: the people who watch.
In the recent past, let’s say 10 years, I [...]

More News on the Mandeville Mongol

July
16th

By: Snake Hawkat 12:30 pm

Comments:4 Comments

Categories: Uncategorized

Here’s an interesting KCRW interview centering on the jerkwad doctor that tried to some bros on July 4th. It’s worth a listen anyway. Go America.
laist.com/…kcrw_looks_into_bicyling_in_a_car

Well, Anyways…

June
20th

By: Snake Hawkat 1:45 pm

Comments:8 Comments

Categories: Life

I was gonna write a Thursday poem, but it occurred to me in the nick of time that this is Friday. What that tells me is that it’s time to get back to the sauce. I’m out of here in 19 minutes. I’m bee lining straight to a thinly padded round stool [...]

There’s a bear in your cave, bro.

April
24th

By: Snake Hawkat 7:41 am

Comments:7 Comments

Categories: Life

Hey Dewdz.
I’ve been spending a couple of days, or a week, or something, getting my head back on straight. There was an art opening. It was rad, and lots of stuff sold. There were visitors in from out of town for an entire week following. Good times flowed like whiskey, and [...]

Haikuesday, Some time in 1998.

April
2nd

By: Snake Hawkat 7:46 am

Comments:2 Comments

Categories: Cycling

Eyes like donut holes.
Legs quivering, empty flask.
Pork rinds in my ears.
But Jonny is fine.
Cottage cheese in pantyhose,
jiggling as he laughs.

Haikuesday

March
25th

By: Snake Hawkat 1:47 pm

Comments:8 Comments

Categories: Life, Music, Poetry

the valley grew dark
suddenly, as big jonny
went back to the fridge.

Tests are for Nerds. Nerds are hot right now.

March
21st

By: Snake Hawkat 8:24 am

Comments:9 Comments

Categories: Life

Hey, okay. This is where it starts for me, my foray into the gang of cruel hustlers. I’ve got my shirt off, bitches. And the A/C is on. Where’s the continuity here? Soon you’ll learn, if you haven’t already, that I possess continuity in ever-waning amounts. Detritus of a boozy past (and future) tend to [...]

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