Shit. Aren’t they all, though?

i got so damned extreme yesterday raking leaves that i broke two rakes. many people already know this, but mother of fuck, if you throw I-N-G at the end of a word, i will take that word to thence forth mean “world championship of the universe.” that said, i set to task my [...]

May your weekend be full of escapism, denial, moral conflict, and dependencies.

GET YOUR EXTREME ON THE MOUNTAIN OF ARIZONA WITH LEGENDARY ACE OF ALL EXTREMITIES, SMOKIN’ H-DAVE-MANBALL TOUR EXTREMES!!!!! GET VERTICAL! GET SIDEWAYS! GET JUMPER AND X IT UP LIKE IT’S 2009!!! GET IT ON!!!! GET LOADED!!!! GET BITTER!!!! TAKE YOUR HEELS OUT AND GET FREE-SKI!!! GET AERO!!! [...]

it is the revenge of the exploded. finally, after decades of reconstruction and recovering, the japanish have made their way into the world of extreme snacks. they have busted into it with a vengeance, just as we should expect after having busted the socks off of two of their best towns. we [...]

I’m not trying to Post-Hog, I swear. I just felt it had to be done…

Sorry dewds, nothing against Lawler, but I keep coming across these images of pure America, which I feel compelled to share with this America loving contingency. This particular photo was taken by Shepard Fairey himself, and it’s a picture of Tom Cruise’s own cruise ship which has docked on the shores of Africa and [...]

This is probably the most American thing I have ever seen. It’s a picture of Big Jonny, aka George Clooney, on a battlefield jackhammering his way through the hood of an H2 so that he can save spring break with his bare hands. If you voted for Obama, you probably won’t even be [...]

I had the good fortune today to catch a rare glimpse inside the wild spirit that we here at DC know as BGR. You know he’s a man of adventure, but did you know he’s from Kansas? I did. Anyways, I’d like to invite you to eavesdrop on my latest Fireside Chat. [...]