I rode a bike.
Got lost by the mall roundabout.
How the hell do I get past this?
Went home.
A kid yelled out his car window
“Bunny hop!”
I wanted to smash his face.
But I wouldn’t have
hit him
even if I could have.
It makes me feel bad to hit people.
Except the Gnome.
It feels good to hit him.
But only sometimes.
There are dishes [...]
Rock Racing circling the drain?
By: big jonnyat 11:01 am
Comments:6 Comments
Categories: Cycling
Word on the street is Rock Racing is done. I guess $200 jeans ain’t moving like the used to. Go figure.
The news in early December wasn’t good. But I hear it’s gotten worse.
Fondriest redux
By: big jonnyat 7:38 am
Comments:10 Comments
Categories: Cycling, Images, Music, Video
Just because I’m not sure all the gaytardness came through in the pic I posted yesterday - here’s another look at my Fondriest. I need to tuck my dick between my thighs just to type this shit.
Dude swings yard. And I’m talking about full-gas Pantani glamor here kids. Machismo Grande.
Sound track provided [...]
A tale of three fixies
By: big jonnyat 1:35 pm
Comments:17 Comments
Categories: Art, Cycling, Images
Same as yesterday morning: air up tires, play with brakes, ride around neighborhood, take photo. I may even, gasp, ride a bike today. And I’m talk’n ’bout full on kitted up gayness. Oh, embrace your inner PVP. Hey, 60 degrees is cold!
Surly. Steamroller. ‘Nuff said.
Fondriest. I call [...]
What’d you do today?
By: big jonnyat 4:13 pm
Comments:26 Comments
Categories: Art, Cycling, Images
I took photos of three of my bikes after riding each of them around the block.
Moser w/ Dura Ace 10
Ciocc w/ Campy 8 spd
Lemond w/ Campy Chorus 8 spd
Tour de France 1992: Andy Hampsten à l’Alpe d’Huez (1/2)
Tour de France 1992: Andy Hampsten à l’Alpe d’Huez (2/2)
It’s a Saturday
By: big jonnyat 10:50 am
Comments:5 Comments
Categories: Life, Randoms, Rants
One week. Then I go back to school. This break will not be long enough. I need months to get over this shit. I need a job. I need a paycheck. I need hopes, dreams and aspirations.
I’ll settle for LA Direct Models. Sites like that crack my shit [...]
Right wing, left wing, chicken wing…
By: big jonnyat 8:05 am
Comments:14 Comments
Categories: Political Blogs, Rants
This one showed up in my inbox recently. You’ve probably seen something a lot like it before. If you haven’t, well, lucky you. Lets start ‘09 out with a bang then, shall we?
Is 8:05 am too early to start drinking?
History 101 (Crash course)
For those that don’t know about history … Here is [...]
Well, what’d ya know. Another year in the books. It’s been fun.
God Bless America.
I’ve yet to leave this chair
By: big jonnyat 6:12 am
Comments:15 Comments
Categories: Caption This, Link Dump, Music, Randoms, Video
A brother could get used to this “winter break” concept. Damn glad I’m not down in Tucson trying to find some kind of fitness before the Two Four in February. First up, this little gem:
That and way more fun at: seveload
No idea how that sells washing machines… But I really want to buy [...]
Caption These
By: big jonnyat 11:25 am
Comments:14 Comments
Categories: Art, Caption This, Images
Best day of my life
By: big jonnyat 7:21 pm
Comments:18 Comments
Categories: Randoms, Rants
I thought it was over after that three point embarrassment against the Redskins. Goodbye playoffs.
But there was still a long shot. A very long shot. I had to write notes on a piece of paper Sunday morning to keep it all straight. Tampa Bay has to lose at home [...]
The Party of White Trash
By: big jonnyat 3:42 pm
Comments:6 Comments
Categories: Political Blogs, Rants
What’s left of the Republican Party is tearing itself to pieces. And it is not pretty to watch. We are witnessing the end of an era. What will replace it has yet to be seen. Folks like Hannity and Limbaugh will fight tooth & nail as they battle to the [...]
Gary Stuebe: 12/17 update
By: big jonnyat 6:19 pm
Comments:2 Comments
Categories: Biker Down
From: Prairie Jean
FYI: Gary was injured in El Tour, the most critical in the pack of 10 hit by a 91 yr old driver that left the scene on 11/22/08. He has been in a drug induced coma, has had three brain surgery’s, seizures, and a Trekiodmey to name just a few and [...]
Today, I have a mustache. Tip of the cup towards Pineapple, where ever you may be, my friend. I bagged on shaving this thing I call a face since about last week Wednesday when I penned my last final. Just a little off the sides, my good man. Leave it alone [...]
This isn’t exactly recent. I’ve been busy. Sue me.
From: C.D.
BJ,
This is my little bros back yard in CO. I have sent you pics like this before but things are improving.
viewmorepics.myspace.com/…25446025&albumId=2286112
viewmorepics.myspace.com/…67469988&albumId=2408916
No I am not in the pics. I am a roadie fool.
These people are crazy and surprisingly no one [...]
Semester in the books. Thank god. That was fucking lame. Pretty much been filling my days with not drinking till noon. Or so.
More of her at suicidegirls.com
I can sum this one up in three short words: Hot. Ass. Sexy.
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
From: William
Howdy,
I know you may be having a rough day, hard to get out of bed, aches and pains, But have hope.
Yep. Works for me. I hope my grandkids will be kind enough to get their dear pappy a beer when [...]




