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Being ever so scientific minded and having been presented over the years with a number of “sure-fire” hangover cures, I thought it was high time to cut through the crap and do a little scientific research. Put it to rest once-and-for-all, as it were.
While there are any number of fixes for the brown-bottle [...]

For me it’s not about a religious event…or some old fat bearded guy in a red suit. It’s as simple as a new bike for my 9 year old. A kick-ass bike. Never mind that it’s used — barely — but used nonetheless. It’s about the look on his face [...]

so when did i start caring? when did i, an irresponsible take-life-as-it comes hedonist, actually get worked up over something i couldn’t control? maybe it was when i first quit work and stayed home with my infant daughter. maybe it was when i realized that this precocious little human and i had [...]

What happens when you ride 109 miles with 7000 people that are WAY too excited to be riding 109 miles? A lesson for those of you that value your ass skin.

This is a screenshot from the trailer for BikePorn — a feature of the Bikexploitation tour that the reverend phil gave me the heads up on — screening in Phoenix one night only this Thursday. Other dates on the website - go check out www.bikesmut.com for details.

So this was dreamed up by my friend Tina at Tommasini. Yeah THAT Tommasini — one of the all time best Italian bike builders in the business.

they got it on other stuff too - check it out here:
I’m gettin’ mine — you gettin’ yours? And yes, Randy, they mean Performance ENHANCING Drugs…

How it really happened

How Beer Works

I know, I know…. Bike Racers Are Crazy is not a headline — it’s not really news to those of us that read this site and it is certainly not news to me. However, after driving the RideClean team car in the caravan at the Tour of Utah for 5 days, it was reinforced [...]

Funny thing was - I didn’t even feel it when I brushed the cactus, but I felt it when I pulled the needles out.

Well it’s been a little while so this news may be somewhat dated but I feel the need to bring it to you nonetheless.
A week from last Saturday my man Dan the Damager McGehee clipped in to try to break the World Track 100 Mile Record.

Yes. WORLD record. He did not succeed in [...]

This Saturday the 24th my man Damage McGehee will try to beat the UMCA 100 Mile Track Time Trial record. The current time stands at 3 hours 47 minutes and was set by Rod Evans from Australia. It was set on May 8, 1994 at an indoor velodrome in Australia.
This fool has rented [...]

Do you see the monkey ? Look harder….

of course…there it is.

Enough said.

Here’s a look at my buddy HamFists new bike.

Nothing like a tight box if you want a stiff ride…

Thank you to FORT Frames as this bike managed to win a race on Sunday.  And I’m sure it was the bike, not the rider….

Anyone ever done a fixed gear crit race? Well RideClean is promoting one — downtown Phoenix right by the municipal court building, Dodge Theater, and City Hall. This is a legit race — we have full street closure and the benevolent smile of the police and local politicians. Don’t ask how [...]