Author Archives: Flodizzle

And bought you a one-way non-refundable ticket home. Good riddance and please don’t bother coming back. Thanks!

While slaving away over here at our DC satellite office in T-town, a special guest stopped by to offer up some last minute support. You Continue reading A Message From A Special Guest→

This post is dedicated to our local human-pin cushion, Snake. It’s been a tough week, so let’s relax, check out some pics and get ready Continue reading Feel Good Friday→

We’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren’t aware, Continue reading Dear Red States:→

I’m sure there were some who questioned Kohl’s performance at the Tour and this confirms it. Too bad, for I was rather hoping his feat Continue reading Taking Out The Trash→

They’d put this money to good use. Just think how much we could raise to paydown some of our debt, or apply towards new programs, Continue reading If Only…→

I don’t think too many people will be surprised with the recent outcomes of retested samples from this year’s Tour. Since when is Schumacher a Continue reading Not Surprised→

It appears the French will never let some things go. Who’s croissant did Lance shit on to make those frogs so hell bent? Could Lemond Continue reading Statute of Limitations→

Apparently, cavorting with the Olsen twins, hooking up with Kate Hudson and shmoozing Hollywood’s elite isn’t much of a challenge for ‘ol one nut. Look Continue reading Livewrong→

Or in our case, Warren Jeffs don’t ride. The batcall went out and we descended upon Gooseberry Mesa outside of Hurricane, Utah. 5 rides in Continue reading Charlie don’t surf!→