10 reasons why fitting into lycra doesn’t matter
Update at bottom of post NOTE: What you’re about to read you’ve most likely read some iteration of in the past, or witnessed these things Continue reading
Author Archives: Cupcake
Does my fat-bike give me beard?
Sitting here at my desk on this crisp Friday morning feeling less than adequate with my new look, and in deep thought I ponder the Continue reading
Tour of the White Mountains Countdown
When I rid this ride in 2010, I pedaled super hard way back then. It took 7 hours n’ 30 minutes flat, podium for the last five and Continue reading
BELGIAN OLYMPIC CYCLIST TOTALLY WASTED
Our friend Brad sent us this article today and to put it in plain terms, We Support That. We endorse this type of behavior, especially when Continue reading
The Truer Truth About Alcohol and Cycling
This article came to my attention last week, it made me think… Dear Josephine Allen, With all do respect madam, you have no fucking idea what you’re talking Continue reading
WASSSSSUP TODD?
Todd is a – – Baller, shot caller, Twenty-nine inch blades, on his Swerks-pala. Other riders gettin’ dropped tonight. Spare tube’s rolled tight, gonna stay Continue reading
The Accidental Death of a Cyclist
On Monday, Variety announced that James Eskrine and New Black Films, who together created “One Night in Turin” and “From the Ashes,” are now producing a film about Continue reading
Catching up with Lea Davison
Last week, Dirty sent me this article about the mountain biking, cupcake scarfing and soon to be Olympian, Lea Davison. We all know that to Continue reading
TdF Stage 14 Recap
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Grim Garmin, Sexy Sky
The first week of the France group ride is over. As expected, there were lots of crashes, broken bones, shredded flesh and tarnished souls. No Continue reading
B is for Baller (and Bells)
Dirty and I felt meme’y after today’s stage win by the Tourminator… Kris Boeckmanns breaks his chain, Sagan rings his bell. Greipel blows a gasket, and the Continue reading
4th of July Bike Update
First and foremost, happy fucking Independence Day America! Go do what you do best you self-ruling crazy sons’ of betches. Anyways, by now, you’ve probably Continue reading