About Cupcake

I don’t have a beer gut, I’ve developed a liquid grain storage facility.

4 Replies to “At first I was like…”

  1. Ahhh. Cube life. I remember it so well. 20+ years of anal-retentive bullshit supporting a bunch of computer illiterate baboons who wonder why their laptop stopped working after they spilt their double mocha latte whatever-the-fuck on it.

    Gawd I hated that shit.

    That said. Even in my prime I would landed in the fire on that jump. Getting air was not something I was good at. I’m lucky I can jump a curb.

  3. I’m too loaded to understand what you said, but I’ll drink to the death to defend your right to say it.