Author Archives: Cupcake
How to be a Roadie
Socket Wrenches and Whatnot

The socket wrench typically has a ratcheting mechanism that allows the nut to be tightened or loosened with a reciprocating motion, without requiring that the Continue reading Socket Wrenches and Whatnot
Squats, for more better cycling legs.

Squats are a full body exercise that train primarily the muscles of the thighs, hips and buttocks, quads (vastus lateralus medialis and intermedius), hamstrings, as well as Continue reading Squats, for more better cycling legs.
Podiphilia, I Support That

Podiphilia is a paraphilia involving sexual activity between human and bicycle (parts) or a fixation on such practice. The term podiphilia derives from the combination of two nouns in Greek: podílato, meaning “bicycle” and philia, Continue reading Podiphilia, I Support That
Deck The Halls With Balls

The holiday season is a great time of year because there’s not much else to do other than drink booze, ride bikes, and watch funny Continue reading Deck The Halls With Balls
Oskar Blues Ten FIDY

I’ve had this beer many, many times. It’s an awesome beer. Cans are the wave of the future. Bottles will disappear. Especially the bottles with corks Continue reading Oskar Blues Ten FIDY
Tailwhips, Amongst Other Rad Air-Tricks

I don’t know much about BMX other than if I tried to do anything remotely close to sick, it’d be the anti-gnar, biffing all-over the place in Continue reading Tailwhips, Amongst Other Rad Air-Tricks
I’m sick of all this Specialized hate

…but they didn’t use Specialized road bikes. Just sayin’. What do y’all think? Keep the jive alive over on the ol’ blue page or should Continue reading I’m sick of all this Specialized hate
Heck Yes Friday…

After the week we’ve had, we are re-evaluating the mission of Drunkcyclist and the means by which we feed you information. In other words, we Continue reading Heck Yes Friday…
You Keep it Classy Ben Berden

There is a certain time when certain people need to be called out, and in this case, it’s a doped-up lying asshole cheat named Ben Continue reading You Keep it Classy Ben Berden
It’s POV Day!

It’s Tuesday and that means only one thing, POV Day! Actually, I made that up. Tuesdays generally suck, but these videos might make today just Continue reading It’s POV Day!