Location: Winona, MN Event: Single Speed USA Objective: Fuck shit up Seeing as though my brain is still bathing in booze, it’s taken about two Continue reading We are Cat 1 at Partying
I got drunk and wrote a letter to USA Cycling back in April. Today we learn that the US Cup will no longer sanction their Continue reading Ride The Forbidden Race
The French fulfilled expectations and were characteristically French in their enthusiasm for not being enthusiastic about much of anything. Continue reading Jimmy James reports from Mount Ventoux
The world wide web has erupted in skepticism coinciding with Chris Froom’s high voltage performances at this year’s Tour. We are praising journalists for making Continue reading Everyone Thinks Froome is Doping
I got marching orders from the higher-ups and got my ass over to the X-games. I don’t have regular employment and the people at the press area said they had no idea who Drunkcyclist was and who I was didn’t matter, and I should take a flying fuck at a rolling donut on a gravel driveway. Continue reading So there was this thing in town…
Seems as though there are a couple nice rides on the horizon that you should probably start thinking about, and we wanted to remind you Continue reading Ride Epic Rides
Over on the blue page, we had a fan post a couple pictures of himself winning the GC at the Tour of California. Now I Continue reading Infiltrating the Tour of California
A Drunkcyclist frequent and ambassador of the lifestyle, goes by Bigworm, made us all damn proud at the Whiskey Off-Road this year. He won the Continue reading Adventures With a Whiskey Baby
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” Mark Twain said that. He’s a smart man that Mark Twain. Continue reading Whiskey Off Road 2013: A Late As Fuck Recap.
Our boy Big Tex just took the Whiskey 50 Single Speed win over the weekend. We’re all pumped on his accomplishment. It’s one hell of Continue reading 2013 Whiskey 50 race report
The finish of Fleche Wallonne is always exciting and this year was no exception. The Mur de Huy kicked some of the biggest players square in Continue reading 2013 Fleche Wallonne
Bike packing is all the rage these days. Don’t think so? Check out the sweetness of Dirty’s Mexillent Adventure. Or the condensed version below: Or any of Continue reading Whiskey Off-Road Bike Pack…dafuq?