Waiting for Muslims
Oh my… Would you believe I published this post at 9:11 pm? What am I, Rudy fucking Giuliani?
Tag Archives: Jokes
Phone Rant and Sausage
A few years ago Big Pun left a drunken phone rant on my cell phone. Sounded a lot like this. If this shit doesnt make Continue reading Phone Rant and Sausage
Why Hollywood bores me.
I think some of the best films latel have been coming out of asia. Korea has some of the best, with ‘Old Boy’ and ‘The Continue reading Why Hollywood bores me.
Would you like to buy a tie?
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, Continue reading Would you like to buy a tie?
These are Carols
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. “In honor of this holy season” Saint Peter said, Continue reading These are Carols
The Germans know how to design a bathroom….
I got this from my man Bacardi Marti. His email was all in German. I asked him what is said in English. He wrote back: Continue reading The Germans know how to design a bathroom….
Joining the congregation
A young couple interested in joining a new church in their community attends an orientation with two other couples. The pastor gives a short presentation Continue reading Joining the congregation
Lowe’s
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe’s Building Supply when they collide. The old guy says to the young Continue reading Lowe’s
The Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot really had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word Continue reading The Parrot
It’s in the Accident Report
A joke for the morning: I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road. The guy I hit slowly gets out Continue reading It’s in the Accident Report
His and Her diary
HER DIARY: Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping Continue reading His and Her diary
Nun in a cab
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She Continue reading Nun in a cab