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Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer

Posted on February 18, 2008 by big jonny

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Continue reading Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer→

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Jokes

If Mr. 60% was given truth serum

Posted on February 13, 2008 by Lovedawg

This link comes from my man DMC in Belfast. www.buscatube.cl/….bjarne-riis-admits-the-use-of-scunk-crack-opium–ecstasy Ok, its a bit extreme, but if you read Willy Voet’s “Breaking the Chain” it Continue reading If Mr. 60% was given truth serum→

Posted in Cycling, Doping | Tagged Jokes

Not so dumb kid

Posted on February 8, 2008 by big jonny

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I Continue reading Not so dumb kid→

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New bumper stickers for ’08

Posted on February 2, 2008 by big jonny

You know you want to rock this shit: 1. Bush: End of an Error 2. That’s OK, I Wasn’t Using My Civil Liberties Anyway 3. Continue reading New bumper stickers for ’08→

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Friday, you sure took your time getting here.

Posted on February 1, 2008 by Snake

Someone told me once when I get to the end of my rope make a knot and hang on. Fuck that Im ready to crack. Continue reading Friday, you sure took your time getting here.→

Posted in Cycling | Tagged Jokes

What’s down there?

Posted on January 30, 2008 by big jonny

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they’re walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed Continue reading What’s down there?→

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Can your pecker touch your ass?

Posted on January 27, 2008 by big jonny

A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy Continue reading Can your pecker touch your ass?→

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Here is your Double Burger!!

Posted on January 17, 2008 by Snake

Renta Centa Style, just like your mom bought her couch. I give you, The Church of The Big Ring Behold if your not in your Continue reading Here is your Double Burger!!→

Posted in Cycling, Racing | Tagged Jokes

First week in hell

Posted on January 6, 2008 by big jonny

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil. Satan: Continue reading First week in hell→

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Jokes

Dear Abby

Posted on January 1, 2008 by big jonny

Dear Abby, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies Continue reading Dear Abby→

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Not so funny

Posted on December 26, 2007 by big jonny

One day little Jonny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom Continue reading Not so funny→

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She made bets

Posted on December 21, 2007 by big jonny

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and Continue reading She made bets→

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