Not so dumb kid

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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

When the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game’s over!”

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

3 Replies to “Not so dumb kid”

  1. no shit that was the first thing I looked for. how in the fuck is fat boy going to lose 60 by June

    Lakers in 5

  2. He provides an immediate inside presence and post season threat – assuming he’s healthy enough to play. I gotta say the odds are he won’t be.

    But, for some reason, the coaching staff and trainers with the Suns think they can pull it off.

    It will change the dynamic of the team – no way Shaq can run the court like the Suns like to. He’ll be playing half court while everyone else is playing full court.

    There. I said it.