I’m nearly out. Shit got done around here this morning. Up at 6:15. Feed the daughter, help out mom. Get everyone sorted. Kiss wife in Continue reading What would you do for a blonde dyke?
First up, we have this video from youtube.com showing the desperate life of an Eagles fan. The accent, the clothes, the self loathing. It all Continue reading Those damn Eagles
We at drunkcyclist.com would like to welcome Lux Wylie Noble to the world. 8 pounds, 9 ounces. Ten fingers, ten toes, one healthy young boy. Continue reading Lux Wylie Noble
This is a public service announcement: From: L. Subject: french threaded bb team hobo chick in search of french threaded bottom bracket for sweet old Continue reading The Hobo Chicks Abides
I’m not even there and I’m hearing it already. “Interbike sucks.” I thought day one of the convention would be hard enough – running the Continue reading Here it goes
For those in the bike industry, this one rings true. Congratulations on the purchase of your brand-new high-end road bike. Along with a pie plate, Continue reading Addendum to New Road Bike Owners Manual
Brinky went to Hamburg earlier this month. And yes, he’s a drunkcyclist.com sponsored athlete. And yes, he wanted me to say that! From: Brinky Subject: Continue reading Kid from a small town…
This is my year to be sick of Las Vegas. And I’m not even there yet. The thought of going out on the road again Continue reading Las Vegas
My man Marty is one fucked up cat. He crashed his bike and hurt his hand recently. So what does my man do? He makes Continue reading The Handwitch
I got this one yesterday but didn’t get it posted till today. From: Joe Subject: Cyclist down This morning on mt lemon a cyclist got Continue reading Cyclist down on Mt. Lemmon
After being drilled by a wayward drunken motorist, I’d be lying if I told you I didn’t fantasize about shit like this. Milwaukee bicyclist shoots Continue reading Should I laugh, cry or applaud?
I get a shit ton of email. And I still haven’t caught up on all the shit I missed while I was rubbing my dick Continue reading Jumped the Shark