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Tuesdays with Dirty: I’m here. I just don’t have much to say.

Posted on August 29, 2017 by Dirty biker

I have been here all along. I just haven’t had much to say. A lot has happened since I quit my job and decided to go feral. Continue reading Tuesdays with Dirty: I’m here. I just don’t have much to say.→

Posted in Cycling

Amish Paradise

Posted on August 12, 2017 by Danimal

I was jammin to Black Sabbath’s Heaven and Hell, when my older brother called.  The new earbuds cut enough sound that we could chat while Continue reading Amish Paradise→

Posted in Bicycle Advocacy, Cycling

Dirt Rag DirtFest WV – Interview with Maurice

Posted on July 25, 2017 by Danimal

Yes, I had the whole thing planned:  Head down to West By God Virginia thursday morning with a bunch of beer, a couple bottles of Continue reading Dirt Rag DirtFest WV – Interview with Maurice→

Posted in Art & Culture, Bicycle Advocacy, Cycling, Drinking, Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work, Non-USAC Event Schedule, Politics

If you stumble across someone’s stash spot what is the correct etiquette?

Posted on July 20, 2017 by Reverend Dick

Welcome readers!          In this virtual world of rapid eye movements, where folks cruise the boulevards of social media, there are increasingly Continue reading If you stumble across someone’s stash spot what is the correct etiquette?→

Posted in Cycling | Tagged easter eggs, George Jones, I want you, Party Log, Rants, Snakehawk's Daddy?, stashes

you only have to believe…

Posted on June 30, 2017 by Danimal

I’ve been wanting to ride the C&O Canal, Allegheny Pass for a very long time, yet for the last forever it never seemed “Epic” enough Continue reading you only have to believe…→

Posted in Art & Culture, Bad Ass Females, Cycling, Doping, Drinking, Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work | Tagged coasterbrakeisthenewfixie, flatpedalsandflipflops, fuckyoueverybody, mud, theonlybetterrideisyourmom

The Bike Sale

Posted on June 19, 2017 by Scandinavian Jesus

This story comes to you from Callum, an acquaintance of mine in Tasmania. I met Callum last year at a pub in Woodend, Australia; a Continue reading The Bike Sale→

Posted in Cycling, Drinking, Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work

Friday is for Heroes

Posted on June 16, 2017 by Dirty biker

I haven’t seen enough rad on the internet lately. It’s been the same old skidding shreddits and bullshit navel gazing outdoorsy videos. But these two videos really restored my faith in humanity… Continue reading Friday is for Heroes→

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Like Marlon Brando, but bigger.

Posted on June 12, 2017 by Danimal

last saturday at work i couldn’t get myself motivated to do anything productive.  literally.  i just couldn’t get my shit together enough to perform at Continue reading Like Marlon Brando, but bigger.→

Posted in Bike Tech, Cycling, Doping, Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work, Straight Baller | Tagged 26aintdead, almost as fun as riding your mom, clutch, klunker, old shit rocks, wrong beer, wrong bike, wrong life

half soused nightclub rabble

Posted on June 10, 2017 by Reverend Dick

Yo. [youtube]https://youtu.be/WclAFJSvyWw[/youtube]     You have a secret power. Look around yourself when in a public setting. How many of those jokers got a secret Continue reading half soused nightclub rabble→

Posted in porn | Tagged Party Log, trail maintenance

Commuting among assholes is making me insane

Posted on June 6, 2017 by Wrighteous

I wanted to get in a fight this morning. You ever get to meet me, I’m the least violent person on earth. Keep things level-headed, Continue reading Commuting among assholes is making me insane→

Posted in Rants | Tagged anger, assholes, chicago, commuting, fury, midwest, Rants

die gegen zecken

Posted on June 4, 2017 by Reverend Dick

[youtube]https://youtu.be/I5T7LSvkIA4[/youtube]   Out of all the pests in my area, and there are many, I most dislike ticks. Yes, sunny  foggy centro-Northern California USA (on Continue reading die gegen zecken→

Posted in Expressive Rhythmic Literary Work, Rants | Tagged Environment, Rants, respect, Snakehawk's Daddy?

Stunt Monday

Posted on June 1, 2017 by Dirty biker

Stunt Monday is a little thing we do here in Asheville to help ease the pain of Mondays. Continue reading Stunt Monday→

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