About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

Pump

Posted on June 12, 2008 by big jonny

Pump I’m standing around, killing the grass. A guy walks in the bike shop. I ask him how’s it going or some shit, if he Continue reading →

Hump Dizzle

Posted on June 11, 2008 by big jonny

Well, lookie there, it’s Wednesday already? Maybe I’m not as cursed as I thought. Nevermind. Another week at the bike shop – another 101 reasons Continue reading →

Tom Boonen snowed in at the ski lodge

Posted on June 10, 2008 by big jonny

From velonews.com Boonen tests positive for cocaine Paris-Roubaix winner and former world champion Tom Boonen has tested positive for cocaine, Het Laatste Nieuws reported on Continue reading →

What the fuck ever link dump and shit

Posted on June 10, 2008 by big jonny

Game. Set. Matches. From: Chris Subject: fixie kids are not alright as for the fuck-tard fixie kids, you have no idea how lame they are. Continue reading →

Happy Friday

Posted on June 6, 2008 by big jonny

I’ve been riding my bike to work now for a few weeks. Might not seem like much to you hard ass mile eater types, but Continue reading →

Cold Lid

Posted on June 5, 2008 by big jonny

Cold Lid This toilet seat lid is far from comfortable as I stare down at the patterns in the linoleum hall bath trying to reel Continue reading →

Home school is as home school does

Posted on June 5, 2008 by big jonny

During one of many family laden dinners this week, my sister in law, who home schools her two children, voiced her alarm and concern regarding Continue reading →

As the world turns…

Posted on June 3, 2008 by big jonny

Tonight we’re going with the Daiquiri. Why? Because I have all the ingredients and I need a drink. The Daiquiri is thought to have been Continue reading →

Bikers down

Posted on June 2, 2008 by big jonny

These posts are never easy. But this one is real, real bad. I’ve gotten a few emails about it today. I copied the text and Continue reading →

Snakehawk sighting

Posted on June 1, 2008 by big jonny

Looks like my man’s up to buy a round and his pockets are looking lean. by

Malkin stretches, Dunkin’ folds like a lawn chair

Posted on May 31, 2008 by big jonny

As if you already didn’t know Michelle Malkin was looney tunes. Ever heard of the “jihad scarf controversy”? Yeah, me neither. Turns out the scarf Continue reading →

Happy Friday

Posted on May 30, 2008 by big jonny

Another day, another dollar. Another week, another five bucks. Can’t say I’m sorry to see it gone. At least I’ve been riding my bike to Continue reading →