You’re only as good as your last drink…

Ok, I might be stepping over the line on this topic but  I gotta say something. I keep seeing this game popping up amongst the over due hipster crowd and it’s more fucking stupid than wannabe hippies beating on deerskins.

First of all who tapes their NASCAR beer cans together after drinking one? I’ll tell you who, a magical Wizard Staff; yep you heard me, a fucking wizard and if you drink enough you can even get the title “white wizard”- I believe that is 10 beers taped together.

How hard is it to just open a beer and drink the fucking thing? Can’t you just be another ant in the ant hill and drink like the rest of the colony?

And your poor recycling bins! do you have extra long recycling bins for this activity? Or do you really have magical powers that they just disappear? My mind tends to wander toward a visual of taping the recycling bins together, since this is such a crafty game and we all know there is no such thing as magic.

From all my field work I put in today, I had these vids passed to me and I thank you very much for em’. One thing that wasn’t suggested when I first watched them is, you gotta watch them both at the same time- super huge difference, seriously (The pain will end faster.)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6_R8GPgLJo&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwjRBZaskys&feature=related[/youtube]

My last words, when it comes to stupid games that are a waste of time, I’d much rather play with Strava- I’ll take KOM’s any day of the week over trying to achieve “White Wizard” status.

p.s. I got a shirt Idea for you, “All hail the White Wizard“- might be better then putting a bird on it.