This might be an indicator of how bad he needs the dope. Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were spotted at the Rose Bar in New Continue reading oh my fucking zombie jesus wtf?
. . . to Jerry Thomas, “the Jupiter Olympus of the bar,” according to “The Bartender Who Started It All”, a story in today’s New Continue reading Raise your glasses . . .
19 year old steals truck, goes on bender. Refueling’s a bitch. he ran off, losing his shoes, and was later found under some bushes behind Continue reading Drunk cyclists don’t have this problem.
I must take exception to Big Jonny’s description of my hometown in the vile post below. “Graveyard with lights,” indeed. The actual phrase, as employed Continue reading Counterpoint
It’s about the beer. All about the beer. At €15, or about $20.50, per case of 20 bottles, Welde is one of the most expensive Continue reading Why my head hurts this morning…
Here is one reason why: [snip:] According to a recent EU study, carried out by the European Foundation for the Improvement of Living and Working Continue reading I’m proud to be half Swedish.
Greetings, Rapscallions. I’d like to present for the readers, my latest tale. It’s miserably brisk, and painfully uncomplicated. I’ll put it to you like this: Continue reading The Scallywag and The Cockduster
Comes the news from The Old Gray Lady that some of NASA’s space cowboys have gone from the right stuff to the good stuff, which Continue reading Shuttlecock(eyed)
Well, there’s a point in every dog owner’s life where the inevitable happens. Your buddy, compadre, fearless and ever-loyal companion cashes in the big check, Continue reading This Day Sucks
So after a weekend of running our first ever mountain bike festival into the history books and pouring a week’s worth of Deschutes Brewing’s production Continue reading Oh my…and the shit hits the fan a little faster
The last time I organized something, I said never again. Ever. That was four months ago. About the same amount of time it takes me Continue reading Sheeptown Fat Tire Rally…it’s on Bitches
A friend taught me a long time ago that one of many interesting ways to meet new people when going to new towns is to Continue reading Gaycation