Greetings, Rapscallions. I’d like to present for the readers, my latest tale. It’s miserably brisk, and painfully uncomplicated. I’ll put it to you like this: Continue reading The Scallywag and The Cockduster
Comes the news from The Old Gray Lady that some of NASA’s space cowboys have gone from the right stuff to the good stuff, which Continue reading Shuttlecock(eyed)
Well, there’s a point in every dog owner’s life where the inevitable happens. Your buddy, compadre, fearless and ever-loyal companion cashes in the big check, Continue reading This Day Sucks
So after a weekend of running our first ever mountain bike festival into the history books and pouring a week’s worth of Deschutes Brewing’s production Continue reading Oh my…and the shit hits the fan a little faster
The last time I organized something, I said never again. Ever. That was four months ago. About the same amount of time it takes me Continue reading Sheeptown Fat Tire Rally…it’s on Bitches
A friend taught me a long time ago that one of many interesting ways to meet new people when going to new towns is to Continue reading Gaycation
It has occured to me more than once recently that I have a lot of shit going on. There are a million goals for me Continue reading Great Job, Hoss.
Virginia. Where parents get 27 months in prison sound for hosting a party for their son’s 16th birthday party and providing alcohol. Their mom, Elisa Continue reading Virginia is for lovers
I was three years younger than Paris Hilton is now when I got thrown in the Denver City-County Jail drunk tank in 1977 because a Continue reading More whiskey, indeed
It’s an unwritten law that Bavaria will have more holidays than the rest of Germany. I know this because today is ‘Corpus Christi’. whatever that Continue reading Unwritten Law.
I wonder if this stuff mixes up well in a water bottle? It can’t be worse than some of the shit I’ve been drinking. Dutch Continue reading Students invent alcohol powder
Happy, happy. Joy, joy. My daughter standing next to the 1.75 of Grey Goose her Uncle rolled in with today. He went nuts at Cosco Continue reading Unkie Will’s in town