Time is a cruel mistress…

Remember when the Spice girls could be considered ‘hot’? Or at least ‘do-able’ ? If you could get past the annoying caterwauling and bullshit?

Yes, time is a cruel mistress.

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I bet Beckham has to drink kimself to sleep every night. I know I would.

—bikepunk

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“Cuts, scrapes, bruises… all in a day’s riding. Then it’s off for some good german beer in a local biergarten.” Munich, Germany

13 Replies to “Time is a cruel mistress…”

  1. Oh My Gawd.

    mrpedal…..Was that link really necessary ??

    I’m sitting here enjoying a few beers and a bag of Chips Ahoy and you force me to see those nasty ass road burns.

    If I throw up tonight, it’s all your fault.

    PS: Hell yea I dunk em. Don’t knock it till ya try it. ha ha

  2. so what?

    the top photo is what she looks like now, and the bottom photo is what the computer projects her to look like in two more weeks?

  3. “You’re all looking at this from the wrong perspective. 180degrees may change your answer.”
    Yup. Lights out, face down in the pillow, a few beers… Sure. but to wake up to that???? Talk about coyote-chewing-you-arm-off ugly.
    The only one I’d still poke is the redhead… You seen her abs lately?

  4. …yer call…beckham spice OR ducklips jameson…lights on, frontside up, two beer max ???…

  5. …that’s the way we like to fuck.

    Who sang that? Damn, now Im going to be walking around all day singing that behind every nice ass I see…

  6. Say wasn’t she the one that did all the humming in the Spice girls? Hum this Baby and do it to the National anthem.