I like to bust the balls of my co-workers about them not wearing helmets to work. One assclown (love ya, Malibu) brought his helmet in Continue reading Wear a helmet!
File this under “holy shit!” not a typical commute home (This post is a draft. I will edit as I have the energy. Thank you!) Continue reading Biker Down: Peter McKay
Where is Randy now? Mixing it up with the American Border Patrol schumcks. Truck with man in it guards the entrance to the San Continue reading A truck with a man in it… Try typing “a” next time.
Tonight is the big spooky Halloween Costume Bicycle Scavenger Hunt. I’m staying in. And what’s on the list worth all of 15 points out of Continue reading Ya’ll mother fuckers can’t fade my shit
Saturday morning. I awoke at 6:00am with a bit of a headache after six beers and half a pizza last night while watching American Hardcore. Continue reading Mister Mom
The day just got a little longer for a certain Eagles fan we all know. Jonny, this makes Festina look like Sesame Street. by
I have been to nearly every major city in the world: LA, San Fran, Hong Kong, Tokyo, Shanghai, Beijing, Milan, Paris, Frankfurt, London…all of them, Continue reading I Went to NY and All I Got Was This Really Smelly T Shirt
Why is it that you can be the cock of the block when you’re single, but celibate when you are with someone? Why is it Continue reading Why?
Today I arose, well sort of, with a moist brain, a hole in my upper jaw where a molar used to live, and a burning Continue reading let’s all play.
Going worldwide with this one. For those of you who are traveling Europe, who might live in or near Munich or Germany… Keep an eye Continue reading Stolen Bike.
Seen this yet? Jörg Jaksche claimed that Bjarne Riis threatened him if he spoke out on doping, he said at the “Play the Game” antidoping Continue reading Jaksche claims Riis threatened him
Any idea where this is going? Inquiring minds want to know: I looked into his eyes and saw into his soul. But perhaps instead of Continue reading It’s like Deja Vu all over again