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Mmmmm, buttery…

Posted on May 24, 2007 by big jonny

Best part of Bike To Work Week? The tub of fake butter no one would touch. We tried. We offered. We begged. No one would Continue reading Mmmmm, buttery…→

Posted in Cycling

Cut’n ‘n Paste’n.

Posted on May 23, 2007 by big jonny

Hit “Get Mail” and I got one hundred and eighty five fresh ones coming straight at me. I need a hug. I knocked back a Continue reading Cut’n ‘n Paste’n.→

Posted in Cycling

Whiskey is as whiskey does…

Posted on May 21, 2007 by big jonny

The big man cometh… I just got this pic of you humble author on some of that fine Prescott singletrack. Do I look overgeared? From: Continue reading Whiskey is as whiskey does…→

Posted in Cycling, Racing

The end of porn as we know it…

Posted on May 20, 2007 by big jonny

That’s it, another Whiskey if the books. I’d say “Whiskey 50” but your author admits he did only the fifteen mile course this year. And Continue reading The end of porn as we know it…→

Posted in Cycling, Racing

My two cents…

Posted on May 18, 2007 by big jonny

Some people get in so deep supporting one man over another, that they get themselves backed into a corner with no clear way out even Continue reading My two cents…→

Posted in Cycling, Doping, Rants | Tagged Rants

Lemond Unplugged

Posted on May 18, 2007 by big jonny

From velonews.com/news/fea/12273.0.html LeMond unplugged: Former Tour champ meets the press By Jason Sumner VeloNews.com This report filed May 17, 2007 Following his startling testimony on Continue reading Lemond Unplugged→

Posted in Cycling, Doping

Happy German father’s day

Posted on May 17, 2007 by big jonny

Got this one from my man Bike Punk. Oh shitty. I mentioned that today is a holiday here. My wife just informed me that it Continue reading Happy German father’s day→

Posted in Cycling

Obscure Sex Terms

Posted on May 17, 2007 by big jonny

ANGRY DRAGON Immediately after you blow your load in a girl’s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. Continue reading Obscure Sex Terms→

Posted in Cycling

Another day, another dollar.

Posted on May 17, 2007 by big jonny

Also known as: A day late & a dollar short. Computers both help and hinder in equal parts. I’ve been saddled with a lame horse Continue reading Another day, another dollar.→

Posted in Cycling

Chris Zito

Posted on April 22, 2007 by big jonny

I first heard about Chris Zito when I got emails regarding him being the victim of a hit & run on his bicycle. Since I Continue reading Chris Zito→

Posted in Cycling | Tagged - Interviews

A thinly veiled threat

Posted on April 20, 2007 by big jonny

You just wait till I get this shit sorted out. Once I figure out the “complexities” of running a WordPress site (ha! try coding html Continue reading A thinly veiled threat→

Posted in Cycling

Just another test post

Posted on April 17, 2007 by big jonny

This is just another test post to help pass the day away. I’ve got nothing to say and way too much to do. I guess Continue reading Just another test post→

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