I suddenly wish I was pedaling

Call it “pedal envy” if you must. I saw this image this morning and said, damn. I wish I was on a bike instead of playing desk jockey here in the library again.

I don’t know much of anything about the Flat Tops Wilderness Area other than it is in Colorado. Wilderness generally [...]

Gert no likely testy testy

It does make one wonder…
From: Michael
Subject: Gert Steegmans to join Radio Shack
Hey J-
How goes it? Wisconsin is colder than shit! I think it’s fuck’n Nov. already, oh wait, that’s a few months off yet. ha ha..
Check this shit out.
cyclingnews.com/…steegmans-to-join-radioshack-next-season
Gert Steegmans signs with Radio Shack.
This is the part that gets my goat.
“Steegmans [...]

File this under WTF

From: mike a.
Subject: Olympic champion arrested
not sure if you have seen this yet. Now you have to look out for cars and the cops, messed up
cyclingnews.com/news/olympic-champion-perez-arrested-while-training
the video:
youtube.com/watch?v=2W2RpjzRxWc&feature=player_embedded

Email dump on the AG tip

I’ve gotten several emails on this one, and a few more forwarded over from homie gnomie. The gnomeno. That’s Mr. Gnome to you. I digress… It’s been a long week. And it’s only Wednesday.
From: deejaybee
Subject: Killed by Attorny General From DC…
Its crazy when people you elect to uphold the law seem [...]

Collection box

I drive past a Big Brother Big Sister clothing donation box every day on the way over to drop my daughters off at daycare. Typical drop box, the kind we’ve all seen before – a big tin thing. This particular one is sitting in the pack parking lot of a stripmall.

Pretty [...]

A few motivational thoughts for my peeps

I’ve been getting some motivational bullshit from a variety of sources. Now that there are a few, I figured it’s about time I post ‘em and get ‘em off my desk. Well, not really my desk. But you know what I mean.

Get fresh kids

This is my new sorta-mostly-favorite song of the moment. Catchy hook, but still 76% uncertain (coffee achiever – holla!). All sure to change by tomorrow mid-day. That shit is constantly in flux around here. Go figure.

How many vids can I pack into one lean post?
The answer, it seems, is [...]

Biker Down

From: EW
Hey Jonny,
Almost too unbelievable to be true, a cyclist was killed after hitting a deer out here in Ulster county.
Friggin shocking, Budd was a totally nice guy.
He’s the second person I’ve known to hit one.
Another friend Doug was literally tackled of his bike in the beginnings of a 120 mile ride we call [...]

The weekend starts now

Jason “Big Tex” Tullous’s Leadville Report

Here it is:
It’s pretty dry and long but a report.
Leadville 100 MTB—-The hardest race I’ve ever done.
That’s right. August 15th, 2009 was my hardest longest day on the bike. I’ve done a lot of races from as far north as Montreal and as far south as Mexico City. I’ve raced everything from BMX to [...]

All Hail the Black Market

Oh hell.
From: Stevil
Subject: To youm it may concern
That’s right.. Sometimes I make up words like ‘youm’.
Some of you already know this, and some of you don’t but as of the beginning of August I have parted ways with everybody’s favorite little company Swobo. This also means that I have let [...]

Jim “Legs” Lehman’s Leadville Report

OK, the 2009 Leadville Trail 100 Mountain Bike Race is in the books and Jonny has been asking me to write a little report on the event. It is always interesting to read other people’s perspectives on things like this. Things like this are hard for everyone, it’s just a long day on [...]

Fuck a hump day

So it’s midweek and I’m slammed. Go figure, I’m in friggin’ law school. Shit happens. One vid and a link dump coming at ya like a freight train. You can thank me later.

Link dump:
Blow dart attacks: news.aol.com
Get your wood on: renovobikes.com
Hottest chicks in the world: huffingtonpost.com
My casebook weighs [...]

Get your guido on, son

This is my new favorite video of all time. There is so much shit going on in this one, I don’t even know where to start. The voice. The glasses. The muscle bound retardedness. The “baby blue” line. The “shaking that ass” line. The “can’t wait to watch [...]

A week old, but not yet stale

Snake Hawk fired this one off to me last Sundway when both he and I were on the eve of returning to the university environs.
From: Snake Hawk
Here’s to your last day of summer, big kitchen. go get ‘em.

I am now known as “big kitchen”. More nicks than Shaquille O’Neal. Holla.

Today’s random offering

Library, again.
Within your bosom, I view
this confine of law

What?

Yo, grape soda and a soundtrack by Big Daddy Kane? Forgetaboutit.

I have no idea what these kids are shouting about, but I like it just the same.
Happy Friday.

Plaxico Burress is going on a little vacation

From sports.espn.go.com:
Former New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress pleaded guilty Thursday to a weapons charge and agreed to a two-year prison term for accidentally shooting himself at a Manhattan nightclub.
Burress pleaded guilty to one count of attempted criminal possession of a weapon, a lesser charge than he initially faced. Under a plea agreement, he agreed [...]

Arizona is fucking stupid sometimes

I’m sure you’ve all seen the photos of folks walking around with loaded firearms in Arizona. Yeah. When President Obama was in town. And, yes, right outside on the street. Guns & ammo, baby. Welcome to the Wild Wild West.
Activist Who Staged Gun Interview At Obama Event Was Prominent Defender [...]

A common refrain

I’ve heard a similar complaint from a few people this past week – Armstrong packed the race with worker bees while others went the lottery route and didn’t get in.
This is from the Velonews Mailbag:
Disappointed
Dear Editor,
Wow. I just read that the organizers of the Leadville 100 allowed three late entries so Lance can break [...]