Strava Terrorism…

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This last summer I bought into Strava to see what the whole thing was about. I ended up in 2 months putting 1100 miles of local single track on with my 29er. I was actually digging the whole deal until I blew my back out. When Cavey is injured for any great deal of time, trouble usually comes into place. So what I discovered was my Honda pit bike with 10 inch wheels can crush KOM’s around town- any hill climb, any single track and most of the downhills.

So for this next year, I am gonna be hunting down your KOM’s and crushing them on a kids bike!

she a dreamy ride

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79 Replies to “Strava Terrorism…”

  2. Ah, music. So four things. Truth be told, most of us would probably get along, at least in small doses, as long as politics didn’t come up.

  3. el Jefe, we’d all get along just fine- campfire, trails, bikes and shit to talk about- fuck it would be a good time. no matter who showed thru the DC tribe. I think thats why I am always laughing most of the time even when I get pinned for being a jackass- we’re just family.

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  6. I hate to burst your bubble, but there is a “Flag this Ride” button on every ride you do. This allows Strava users to remove your ride from the system as it was performed on an automobile. The “Strava Terrorism” will be self-policed by people who care about their KOM’s.

    For KOM’s that slip by in your scheme, uh, big congratulations on those. You sure showed them!

  9. I’m a lover of the violin. Always have been since seeing 1776.

    And especially if it’s played by a piece of ass as Ms Stirling is.

  11. I think it’s hilarious to mess with the Freds. Make sure to just sneak a little over the KOM time as to not get flagged… Unless the KOM was already boosted up on EPO and motor pacing.

    Also, being a bit of a hypocrite… I’m a premium user. I’m glad that motorbike aren’t allowed on the single track in my area. Even if they were venture into it, they wouldn’t go much faster than the pedal bikes.

  12. @joe

    Well….no. No one can carry Perlmans bow. That shit weighs a ton.

    But chick is not a good phrase for Lindsey. She deserves better. Not that your limited mind could ever arrive at the decency required to deal with a woman who doesn’t live in a kitchen making you ham sandwiches.

    You are and always will be an asshole.

  13. Oh right. Because here at DC we’re all about treating all women with dignity and respect. Admit it, fool. That MUZAK video wouldn’t have held your pathetic little teeny tiny attention span if there weren’t some titties in it. Now take your sorry hypocritical litle bitch ass somewhere else. We grownups are busy.

  14. And another thing, dickless-“Chick” may not be the preferred term, but I’m pretty sure that “peice of ass” is at least equally offensive. Police your own sewer, huh?

  15. OK. Ya got me there “joethedickhead”.

    I officially withdraw the phrase “piece of ass”.

    But you are still an asshole.

  16. Well of COURSE I’m an asshole, dillwad! But only out of neccessity, as when dealing with the likes of you.

    Now begone! It’s beginning to smell in here.

    “…withdraw…” Sounds like something your Daddy could have done. The world would be a better place.

    Oh, and close the door when you leave, could you? KTHXBAI

  17. KTHXBAI ???

    Talking to you is like talking to a 6 year old.

    Calling you an asshole is actually a compliment. If I said what I’m thinking Homeland Security(aka Brown Shirts) would haul me away.

    Now do the world a favor and ride yer shitty bike off a bridge.

  21. Well, I don’t smoke. Never have. And I might get bacon a couple times a month. But I do pound the 80 proof and I’m not on my bike near as much as I’d like.

    Still, my work keeps me pretty active, and at 61 I could probably ride co-workers half my age into the ground. But only because they are non-biking, chainsmoking rednecks. Who probably think bacon is one of the four food groups.

    And now I’m craving me some bacon. Fucker…

  24. To begin with Cap’n Ashole. It’s TripleT.

    And to end, no one beats anyone suicidal.

    Even death is a victory.

  26. @68— “christian mingle?” Is that one of those dating web sites where all you get is a hand job? ha! +1

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  29. I actually partied with the Strave CEO this weekend. Actually a pretty cool guy. Smokes weed too…..