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Posted on July 19, 2012 by D2

We could use some rain here in Colorado, even though they say the soil that was burned during the Waldo Canyon Fire is so degraded that it can’t even absorb the moisture. Meanwhile, I hear it’s been a wet summer back east. Come on, you stingy New England bastards…share your moisture! Share it!

And when you’re done captioning this, get yerself a nice DC poster before they’re all gone. ORDER HERE.

The DC poster. It will make you rich and get you laid.

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I am a writer and a photographer. I never killed a man in Reno, but I once rode a bike through a casino in Vegas. Bikes are cool, huevos rancheros are for breakfast, whiskey is for dinner. Denver, Colorado, USA

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40 Replies to “Caption This”

michael hill on July 19, 2012 at 8:23 am said:

oh look a penny!
monkey on July 19, 2012 at 8:32 am said:

BELLY FLOP!
dave from davis on July 19, 2012 at 8:54 am said:

That is an all-weather, 3 speed Raleigh,with a full chain guard, and the Captain has just initiated his dive sequence.
Virgil Mutha Fuckin Rufus on July 19, 2012 at 9:05 am said:

NEW FOR 2012/2013 WHAM-O’S “BIKE AND SLIDE” No longer do you have to worry about if you have a yard or grass or that flimsy plastic sheet. Just pedal, lean forward, slightly turn your wheel. Next thing you know SLIDE!!!!!
Virgil Mutha Fuckin Rufus on July 19, 2012 at 9:07 am said:

Ages 4 and up!
“Wham-O is not responsible for lost teeth, skin, or skull fractures. Please slide responsibly and always make sure children have adult supervision!”
bikemike on July 19, 2012 at 9:12 am said:

Not sure what part of the east you’re referring to, but here in upstate NY, (& yes, I know NY is NOT New England) we’ve got bone-dry conditions; there’s a burn ban for the entire state. And no rain in the foreseeable future. All the lawns around here are as brown as an unwashed butt-hole. (don’t ask me how I know this).

As for the pic, at least her umbrella stayed upright. She’ll need that boob job now.
sfb on July 19, 2012 at 10:04 am said:

All he needs is a run and that’s an instant triathlon.
angry buddhist on July 19, 2012 at 10:44 am said:

Boooooossshhhh!
@HOLDENFLABCOCK on July 19, 2012 at 11:26 am said:

And it is Tyler Farrar that wins the 100 yard douche…
bikesgonewild on July 19, 2012 at 1:07 pm said:

…“i’m singing in the rain,
just singing in the rain,
what a glorious feeling,
i’m happy aga…ohhh shit, fuck !!!…CRASH – SPLASH – CRUNCH… “…ooofff, arghhh, fuck that hurts, god damn…fucking potholes !!!…”…
One-Track on July 19, 2012 at 3:23 pm said:

Nobody said that R&D for the new Pool-Bike would be easy…
michael sherrard on July 19, 2012 at 3:26 pm said:

Look ma, no hands?!
mendon CycleSmith on July 19, 2012 at 3:46 pm said:

I’m with bikemike, you must be talking to the wrong folks, bone dry here. Not that I love rain, but a day or two, of nice steady soaker would be welcome right about now….

Bet that was one deep pothole, filled with rain. Note to self.
Scandinavian Jesus on July 19, 2012 at 4:12 pm said:

Well, that’s the end of this suit!
Gypsy on July 19, 2012 at 4:31 pm said:

“Just trying to get a closer look at that DC poster below this pic.”

or

“One hand on the bars. One hand for the umbr…”
Pete_8 on July 19, 2012 at 5:51 pm said:

Oh man, I am so thirsty… I CAN’T TAKE IT, AHHHHHHH!!!
pauli on July 19, 2012 at 6:07 pm said:

Umbrella drink fail.
D2 on July 19, 2012 at 6:42 pm said:

I think the rain must have been up north in Maine. Just had some friends out here from Maine, and they said May and June were pretty wet. Maybe they’re goddamn liars too.
Mikey on July 19, 2012 at 6:44 pm said:

+1 for clipping out… I never manage to.
D2 on July 19, 2012 at 7:07 pm said:

I looked just like this guy, minus the water, the first time I rode the Gunnar. Broke my nose. Glad that bike’s gone.
whiskeytown on July 19, 2012 at 7:58 pm said:

“I knew i shoulda bought that umbrella hat!”
Vonpotter on July 19, 2012 at 8:00 pm said:

This umbrella will most definitely keep me from getting wet.
Jersey Representin' on July 19, 2012 at 8:09 pm said:

wish I had an aquaduct from my yard to the drought stricken west. the mosquitoes are out all day.
TripleT on July 20, 2012 at 5:31 am said:

I’m with Jersey Representin’.

You Western as Fuck boys can have all this liquid shit. It’s been raining for days. My dirt driveway is a fucking mud-pit. As is the local rail-trail I use.

Riding the trainer in Winter is bad enuf. Riding it in the middle of Summer is unholy.
marty on July 20, 2012 at 8:16 am said:

#7 sfb = winner …. gets my vote.
Crank on July 20, 2012 at 10:05 am said:

“Bikesgonewild” hands down the wiener. I was singing it and seeing it at the same time. And it’s not just the acid, if you stare long enough you can actually see movement. Lizards are at the door for my sunshine stamps, gotta ooze downstairs and flog the walrus. 2dools, and remember ratsliveonnoevilstar can be read backwards.
bikesgonewild on July 20, 2012 at 3:36 pm said:

…wow…somebody who actually understands me…

…remember, syd barrett penned a song called ‘bike’ on the first pink floyd album, ‘the piper at the gates of dawn’…

…just sayin’…
bikesgonewild on July 20, 2012 at 3:41 pm said:

…there was also a song called ‘the gnome’…

…pink floyd – early drunkcyclists ???…
Pogue on July 20, 2012 at 6:31 pm said:

LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!!
el jefe on July 20, 2012 at 7:58 pm said:

For the uninitiated, they were before Syd Barrett went scooters… Or at least before he was committed. He didn’t make it to the second album in 1968.

Bike:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmW17QvUhRM

The Gnome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrOe4TKouPE
el jefe on July 20, 2012 at 8:05 pm said:

Oh, and the best song on the album (there is a pretty spectacular cover by CVB from the late 80’s)

Interstellar Overdrive:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m582CrXdO7c

CVB’s version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1qvkeLIy7Y
el jefe on July 20, 2012 at 8:08 pm said:

Interstellar Overdrive, with boobies (after 10:35) from 1968

http://youtu.be/58IkwjKXBc0
Chris on July 20, 2012 at 10:12 pm said:

Safe!
Hurben on July 21, 2012 at 12:58 am said:

This is probably not a good time to mention David Bowies ‘Laughing Gnome’ Yep it was pretty shit.

However currently mellowing to Pavlov’s Dog – Pampered Menial. Fuck they’re awesome, the first time that I heard them I was in the military up in Nambia.

Reminds my of sitting in a bunker behind an LMG & hearing Ramese, ‘You’re the only one Joe’ drifting through from one of the tents.

Fucking awesome album!
Cap'n Tony on July 21, 2012 at 4:43 am said:

#29 Pogue best caption

Send him/her a free poster, D2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyvbFMGmImg
Wrighteous on July 21, 2012 at 5:27 pm said:

#7 wins
Wrighteous on July 21, 2012 at 5:28 pm said:

#7
nyhc00 on July 21, 2012 at 7:52 pm said:

also#7

but it’s been dry as shit in CT the past month or so.
Jim MIller on July 23, 2012 at 4:38 pm said:

HOLE!!!!!
dc dirtbag on July 26, 2012 at 3:43 am said:

“Snooki want splash-splash.”