We could use some rain here in Colorado, even though they say the soil that was burned during the Waldo Canyon Fire is so degraded that it can’t even absorb the moisture. Meanwhile, I hear it’s been a wet summer back east. Come on, you stingy New England bastards…share your moisture! Share it!
And when you’re done captioning this, get yerself a nice DC poster before they’re all gone. ORDER HERE.

oh look a penny!
BELLY FLOP!
That is an all-weather, 3 speed Raleigh,with a full chain guard, and the Captain has just initiated his dive sequence.
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Not sure what part of the east you’re referring to, but here in upstate NY, (& yes, I know NY is NOT New England) we’ve got bone-dry conditions; there’s a burn ban for the entire state. And no rain in the foreseeable future. All the lawns around here are as brown as an unwashed butt-hole. (don’t ask me how I know this).
As for the pic, at least her umbrella stayed upright. She’ll need that boob job now.
All he needs is a run and that’s an instant triathlon.
Boooooossshhhh!
And it is Tyler Farrar that wins the 100 yard douche…
…“i’m singing in the rain,
just singing in the rain,
what a glorious feeling,
i’m happy aga…ohhh shit, fuck !!!…CRASH – SPLASH – CRUNCH… “…ooofff, arghhh, fuck that hurts, god damn…fucking potholes !!!…”…
Nobody said that R&D for the new Pool-Bike would be easy…
Look ma, no hands?!
I’m with bikemike, you must be talking to the wrong folks, bone dry here. Not that I love rain, but a day or two, of nice steady soaker would be welcome right about now….
Bet that was one deep pothole, filled with rain. Note to self.
Well, that’s the end of this suit!
“Just trying to get a closer look at that DC poster below this pic.”
or
“One hand on the bars. One hand for the umbr…”
Oh man, I am so thirsty… I CAN’T TAKE IT, AHHHHHHH!!!
Umbrella drink fail.
I think the rain must have been up north in Maine. Just had some friends out here from Maine, and they said May and June were pretty wet. Maybe they’re goddamn liars too.
+1 for clipping out… I never manage to.
I looked just like this guy, minus the water, the first time I rode the Gunnar. Broke my nose. Glad that bike’s gone.
“I knew i shoulda bought that umbrella hat!”
This umbrella will most definitely keep me from getting wet.
wish I had an aquaduct from my yard to the drought stricken west. the mosquitoes are out all day.
I’m with Jersey Representin’.
You Western as Fuck boys can have all this liquid shit. It’s been raining for days. My dirt driveway is a fucking mud-pit. As is the local rail-trail I use.
Riding the trainer in Winter is bad enuf. Riding it in the middle of Summer is unholy.
#7 sfb = winner …. gets my vote.
“Bikesgonewild” hands down the wiener. I was singing it and seeing it at the same time. And it’s not just the acid, if you stare long enough you can actually see movement. Lizards are at the door for my sunshine stamps, gotta ooze downstairs and flog the walrus. 2dools, and remember ratsliveonnoevilstar can be read backwards.
…wow…somebody who actually understands me…
…remember, syd barrett penned a song called ‘bike’ on the first pink floyd album, ‘the piper at the gates of dawn’…
…just sayin’…
…there was also a song called ‘the gnome’…
…pink floyd – early drunkcyclists ???…
LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!!
For the uninitiated, they were before Syd Barrett went scooters… Or at least before he was committed. He didn’t make it to the second album in 1968.
Bike:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmW17QvUhRM
The Gnome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrOe4TKouPE
Oh, and the best song on the album (there is a pretty spectacular cover by CVB from the late 80’s)
Interstellar Overdrive:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m582CrXdO7c
CVB’s version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1qvkeLIy7Y
Interstellar Overdrive, with boobies (after 10:35) from 1968
http://youtu.be/58IkwjKXBc0
Safe!
This is probably not a good time to mention David Bowies ‘Laughing Gnome’ Yep it was pretty shit.
However currently mellowing to Pavlov’s Dog – Pampered Menial. Fuck they’re awesome, the first time that I heard them I was in the military up in Nambia.
Reminds my of sitting in a bunker behind an LMG & hearing Ramese, ‘You’re the only one Joe’ drifting through from one of the tents.
Fucking awesome album!
#29 Pogue best caption
Send him/her a free poster, D2.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyvbFMGmImg
#7 wins
#7
also#7
but it’s been dry as shit in CT the past month or so.
HOLE!!!!!
“Snooki want splash-splash.”