Snake snapped a few pics of me while we were out on the Saturday Shoot Out. I guess no one would believe it happened if there wasn’t photographic evidence. I think there is one out there somewhere of me in a parking lot with my beer guy hanging out. Rock it if you got it, right? I’m sure he’ll post it on my birthday or some shit.
That’s me at 6′ 4″ & 208 lbs. 62cm bike. 180mm cranks. XL jersey. Yep. That’s why they call me big jonny.
I’m just stoked I was able to get out there and feel the wind in my face for a few hours. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Or, in my case, all work and no play makes jonny a fucking fat ass.
…gianni grande…you are “el lider supremo” of this peleton of heathens & we’ll look to you in reverence no matter your plumage…
…whether it’s 175 svelte as a whippet with bone crushing leg strength to power you up n’ over the steepest climbs with the wind in your face lbs. or 350 built like a ‘state fair blue ribbon, prize winning hog’ couch crushing with just enough leg strength to power ya out to the fridge for another ‘cold one’ lbs., you rule this pack…
…now get in some more rides before ya hit the books again…
Well, the safety triangle should make you easier to spot when I get back to AZ,
Ride on, BJ, ride on.
That’s kewl. I want one of those orange triangle deals.
FLATLANDER YOU ARE…..as am I
you are not fat!!
I reckon you be looking right slender at 6’4″ and only 208. I find myself at 6’0″ and 215 looking like Bubbles the Bicycling Whale in my XL cycling jersey. My gut runneth over.
you’re not fat, it’s just the pants.
I thought solid colors were supposed to be “slimming”?
black is slimming, lycra, not so much. but jonny you don’t look fat. i think 208 for a guy standing 6’5 is LEAN. like a basketball playa playa.
still might wanna run a 25C on the rear.
(NOTE: ATTEMPTED HUMOR.)
Mikey, no worries! Did you get a look at the quality of the pavement down there in Tucson? Yeah. Big tires ride nice!
Truth be told, a lot of Mission rides like glass after some recent renovation. I wouldn’t have made it as far as I did with the group if not for that. (and I didn’t make it all that far!)
You mean to say, “all work and no WORK”
Work that white line. Rest. Repeat.
Is that vultures in the distance?
your triangle’s upside down, ya big gay hamthief.
@judi
6’5″ is fat, but not without hope.
@judi
6’5″, 208# is fat, but not without hope.
Skinny ass. I was 5’8 230 when I started riding 5 years ago.
Big gay hamthief is the funniest thing I’ve read in days. Hahaha!
…those vultures aren’t even circling at this point…
…they walking down the double yellow saying “this looks like a piece of cake”…
Couldn’t give ratsarse about the weight & size..
You’re out there doing it.
Good on you.
Saw this pic and yelled “Go BJ!” and my wife frowned and hit me.
Fat!!! I tilting 245 at 6’2″. Can we get shirts like that! Sweet. Good to alternate with my crash test dummy one.
Word. How’s the new jersey coming along, Snake?
208 6’5 fuck you are thin man. I am 5’8 195. I get on the bike for a couple of months and get down to 180 then something happens off the bike for a few weeks right back up to 190+. Keep on riding and hope to hear rants about puppy killer screwing your Eagles this year!
Go BEARS
Ride on
Ride safe
I’m a little hurt. I thought I was your beer guy.
You’ll always be my beer guy, little buddy. Now, let’s practice some nautical knots around your neck…