About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

8 Replies to “Freddy Maertens, Roger de Vlaeminck, and Eddy Planckaert blow out the lights”

  1. We could use some shit like that to slim this “cuntry” up a bit. NO pedal?….NO TV!

  2. As an Arizona Christian, I disagree with this idea of generating my own TV watchin’. You may ask,”Why?” Well, I con’t ride a bike without being buzzed, a good ‘ole beer bottle being thrown at me, or a loud BEEEEP and then a wee swerve into the gravel to try the dust-in-thy-face move. As a God fearin’ critter, just gotta do the work on the road. Fianlly, TV Time is time for me to snack on my bag-o-transfat.

  3. “NO pedal?….NO TV!”

    @Buck— burning piles of vehicles at every major intersection. Zombie armies on the march. Dark, radioactive clouds rolling over the landscape. Black rain. Cats sleeping with dogs. Messicans with health care. Don’t talk crazy, man.