About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

5 Replies to “The Breakup”

  1. Ha ha, that’s awesome.
    Reminds me of an old Voodoo ti hardtail frame I bought off a friend years ago.
    He sold it to me for $150 cuz it was “possessed”. Just like when you date someone your friends warn you against cuz they’re crazy, but they’re hot, and well, fuck it, you’ve always wanted one.

    Long story short, both of them were right…that frame wouldn’t stay rubber side down fer nothin’. It had been checked on a frame table and it was straight as hell. I flipped to another friend, but warned him that it was possessed. He built a 69’er out of it….and promptly ate shit.

    Some relationships are doomed, listen to your friends.

  2. …sounds like the ‘kabbagetown kid’ has had a little relationship experience before…

    …methinks he’s handled a few bikes in the past…

  3. After 20 years my girl is still kickin it. I’ll drop some bills at the LBS after work and she’s cool with it. Look but don’t touch and don’t bring ’em home she says. We do our own things alot now but still have a weekly date. I’ve kept her accessorized and she’s kept the weight off. Learn to compromise. I don’t envy the game anymore.

  4. Thanks for making me laugh on a deep gray morning. That’s fucking funny – especially the pictures.