Ellie Rea Robertson.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, please join me in raising a glass and welcoming Ellie Rea Robertson to this world.

Our boy Snakehawk went and had himself a second daughter! Congratulations, my man. She’s 5.8 lbs and healthy.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

10 Replies to “Ellie Rea Robertson.”

  3. Seriously… I am seeing a frightening treand here on DC.

    Big Jonny = 2 daughters.
    Snakehawk = 2 daughters.

    Anyone else wanna spin that wheel?

  5. “Seriously… I am seeing a frightening treand here on DC.
    Big Jonny = 2 daughters.
    Snakehawk = 2 daughters.”

    Bikepunk— damn, that IS scary! It means in about fifteen these poor guys are going to be outsprinted BY GIRLS!

    (note: attempted humor)

  6. I think its safe to assume jonny will be outsprinted in under 10.
    I’m not sayin’… im just sayin’.

  7. Baby girls and shotguns…love it. Good on you. Get a double barrel, a sack of chewing tobacco and start practicing for that first date.

    Congrats on the baby.

  8. Splendid news. Truly you are living the best days of your life. Treasure each moment.