About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

22 Replies to “Caption This”

  1. Is her bike on fire, Clark?
    No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.

  2. Featuring the new Mardi Gras model from Raleigh; (extension cord not included). The girl comes as an add on see your dealer.

  3. Good… good… now take off the dress and leave the socks and belt on.

    Yeah… THAT’s the look we are going for.

    No baby, of COURSE Im not going to post it ion the intertubes.

  4. See darling if I take the photo whilst I’m wanking your legs look thinner than the frame. Cool eh?

  5. …and that was right before I walked in on my parents last Christmas. That is why the bike turned out to be a terrible gift.