Caption This

Posted on March 18, 2008 by big jonny

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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32 Replies to “Caption This”

dentext on March 18, 2008 at 8:15 am said:

Awman, I just knew that chick would leave a rash.
Andy on March 18, 2008 at 8:24 am said:

Don’t mess the cactus
okjank on March 18, 2008 at 8:37 am said:

Man I’m glad I hang to the right.
John on March 18, 2008 at 9:02 am said:

What a bunch of fucking pricks.
urbanseeds on March 18, 2008 at 9:07 am said:

desert dingleberries
John on March 18, 2008 at 9:08 am said:

Bush Love.
nik on March 18, 2008 at 9:10 am said:

I have Kankles….
-dan on March 18, 2008 at 9:26 am said:

test: axe men’s body spray. New “urchin” pheromone.

human test subject 1 shows good results, next time spray farther from genitals.

Human test subject 2 next week will take place at a truck stop in Alabama. Prepare to double bag.
Seattle on March 18, 2008 at 9:33 am said:

Welcome to Arizona. Nice tan.
Snake on March 18, 2008 at 9:35 am said:

Arizona Velcro
M in SC on March 18, 2008 at 9:54 am said:

The very definition of “SUCK”
bikepunk on March 18, 2008 at 10:10 am said:

Ow…ow…ow…ow…ow… That one didn’t hurt. Ow… ow… ow…
John C on March 18, 2008 at 10:23 am said:

I *knew* I should have taken a left at Albuquerque…
sommerfliesby on March 18, 2008 at 11:08 am said:

These are the most uncomfortable shorts ever.
Art on March 18, 2008 at 11:33 am said:

Great shortcut
Tim on March 18, 2008 at 11:34 am said:

‘Teddy Bear’ Cholla – Keeping the single-track narrow in Arizona.
Rusty on March 18, 2008 at 12:12 pm said:

What you don’t see are the microscopic barbs on each individual thorn which make extraction that much more exciting!
Heckler on March 18, 2008 at 12:23 pm said:

Better to have a cholla laden crotch than a prickly pear paddled ass.
Skippy on March 18, 2008 at 12:51 pm said:

Goddammit! Is this on the UCI’s approved list?
Timmy on March 18, 2008 at 2:07 pm said:

Woman Drivers
Humpty on March 18, 2008 at 2:16 pm said:

John wins. can’t touch that
jesus christo on March 18, 2008 at 2:34 pm said:

“Wow, the extent I will go to make people believe I ride a bike still”
bikesgonewild on March 18, 2008 at 2:51 pm said:

…i have no humorous comment but i once paid a woman good money to do this to me…

…just rememberin’…
Loren on March 18, 2008 at 4:06 pm said:

This is a rider of the new team, Ride Pissed.
pops on March 18, 2008 at 7:10 pm said:

Louis Garneau Shorts $109 dollars.
Sidi Lorica Shoes $229 dollars.
Shaving you legs before you get a little prick…
Priceless!
scorekeeper scott on March 18, 2008 at 7:29 pm said:

Who can spot the out of town guest?
Milli on March 18, 2008 at 8:00 pm said:

Do you reminder the days of Cactus Cup, well in the swchag bag we gave combs and everybody ask What is this for ??? Removing those cholla Balls!!!!
Joe on March 19, 2008 at 3:41 am said:

Hi Honey, I’m Home. ” you prick you’ve been riding haven’t you “
Niq on March 19, 2008 at 8:42 am said:

40 Hands riding the morning after.
Snake Hawk on March 19, 2008 at 8:55 am said:

Unbeknownst to Jon, cactus spines CAN stick in the front side of a bowling ball.
Vitof on March 22, 2008 at 8:24 pm said:

I wish I would have worn my chaps.
Mrdryskull on March 25, 2008 at 10:29 am said:

Thank God my shorts are full of Goo..