A donde el Pineapple?

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Where is Pineapple?

This one hit my inbox last night when I was, ahem… sleeping. I got it this morning.

From: Pineapple
Subject: hey…
i thought i should let a mass email do the talking for me. tomorrow i am having a hip replacement. i am a little nervous and thought a little action and positive mental attitude would help. so tuesday march 11th at 730 am pacific time get your PMA on and think about riding a bike, or running, or walking, or doing something that involves your hips.
do something fun, and then send positive thinking my way.

soon i am going to be partially made of metal, and totally bad-ass

bye for now.

I just hope I can stick magnets to him.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

7 Replies to “A donde el Pineapple?”

  1. Pineapple-

    Godspeed, man. I’ve had my ass kicked, or at least strained, by guys with missing kidneys, polio, broken backs, etc. Wouldn’t surprise me to see ya ride me off yer wheel with that chunk of titanium in you.


  2. Shoutout to the PMA, boys. I saw Pineapple change the weather once. Just by thinking about it. at least that’s what he said.

    fuck it. can’t hurt….[sound of concentrating]….newhips!

  3. Have a SAB with IV sedation, less bld loss, self maintained airway, SA narc for PO pain control

  4. Did a brutal spinning session for you last nite, Pine-Appple.
    Don’t even know ya, but did it for you anyway.

    Peace Brah