Winter 2008 Mustache Contest in the books

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Yours truly, big jonny, took the top spot in what was considered by all present to be a very tough field. My winnings, all $26 dollars of it, were thrown on the bar and drank in rapid fashion.

Fun was had by all.

I also received a bad ass new t-shirt, size medium. I fit it great. All 210 pounds of me.

Good times

God bless 32 ounce Miller High Life’s.

More images in the dc gallery.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

20 Replies to “Winter 2008 Mustache Contest in the books”

  1. Hey Magnum were you able to drive your Ferrari to the contest or did Higgins take the keys away because you swiped a bottle of Chateau blah blah blah?

  2. Shave your head, or grow a mullet. That is the only direction you can go with that thing you call a haircut. If you had only not cut your hair as well… THEN maybe you would have had a real deal.

    As it stands, you have two things.

    Jack and Shit.

    I await your humble apologies for wasting my brain cells on a half-sober reply to this drivel.

    ps : Is that pun? I can’t remember what he looked like when he was here, but I do remember getting lost in the snow.

  3. Is that what they call a mustache in Flag? Holy shit,that’s barely enought to cover the stretchmarks!;-)I guess what I’m sayin’ is if it don’t influence your menu choices it ain’t much in the hair department…

  4. …lemme guess…

    …the tall one sells used rv’s off his daddy’s lot…

    …& the other one sells stolen electronics equipment outa the back of his shop…

  5. I think we’re all grateful there is neither matching moustache on top of your ball bag Jonny, or photo evidence to prove it.
    That’s quite a bouffant too…..