Winter 2008 Mustache Contest in the books

Posted on February 9, 2008 by big jonny

Yours truly, big jonny, took the top spot in what was considered by all present to be a very tough field. My winnings, all $26 dollars of it, were thrown on the bar and drank in rapid fashion.

Fun was had by all.

I also received a bad ass new t-shirt, size medium. I fit it great. All 210 pounds of me.

God bless 32 ounce Miller High Life’s.

More images in the dc gallery.

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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20 Replies to “Winter 2008 Mustache Contest in the books”

Chris on February 9, 2008 at 2:42 pm said:

Hey Magnum were you able to drive your Ferrari to the contest or did Higgins take the keys away because you swiped a bottle of Chateau blah blah blah?
urbanseeds on February 9, 2008 at 2:44 pm said:

look like a bunch of porn stars!
Dirt Monkey on February 9, 2008 at 3:18 pm said:

Too bad you didn’t have that for the pic in BRAIN.
racer on February 9, 2008 at 3:33 pm said:

Dang, Someone beat me to the magnum line.

Are you going to be at old pueblo?
bikepunk on February 9, 2008 at 3:46 pm said:

Shave your head, or grow a mullet. That is the only direction you can go with that thing you call a haircut. If you had only not cut your hair as well… THEN maybe you would have had a real deal.

As it stands, you have two things.

Jack and Shit.

I await your humble apologies for wasting my brain cells on a half-sober reply to this drivel.

ps : Is that pun? I can’t remember what he looked like when he was here, but I do remember getting lost in the snow.
Fred Mertz on February 9, 2008 at 4:56 pm said:

You look just like my neighbor Ricky Ricardo.
Napoleon on February 9, 2008 at 6:27 pm said:

You look like my Uncle Rico.
Uncle Pistol on February 9, 2008 at 6:48 pm said:

Is that what they call a mustache in Flag? Holy shit,that’s barely enought to cover the stretchmarks!;-)I guess what I’m sayin’ is if it don’t influence your menu choices it ain’t much in the hair department…
Joe on February 9, 2008 at 7:35 pm said:

dude, FREE will get you more rides..
Marrock on February 9, 2008 at 8:13 pm said:

I haven’t seen anything that cheesy since Smokey and the Bandit was in theaters.
Rusty Sanchez on February 9, 2008 at 8:33 pm said:

Looks like Freddy Mercury came back from the dead…when’s the reunion tour?
bikesgonewild on February 9, 2008 at 11:45 pm said:

…lemme guess…

…the tall one sells used rv’s off his daddy’s lot…

…& the other one sells stolen electronics equipment outa the back of his shop…
dan on February 10, 2008 at 10:23 am said:

holy shit that is funny. you gunna get an old van, paint the windows black and cruise the school zones?
BradQ on February 10, 2008 at 11:17 am said:

I’ll bet that tickles between the legs.
big ring on February 10, 2008 at 2:51 pm said:

those are some fine, fine mustaches.

and that has got to be one of the best t-shirts I have ever seen
cheers!
kark on February 11, 2008 at 7:36 am said:

Mustaches.. ewww. .it’s even spelled gay.
Roly on February 11, 2008 at 11:38 am said:

I think we’re all grateful there is neither matching moustache on top of your ball bag Jonny, or photo evidence to prove it.
That’s quite a bouffant too…..
Og on February 11, 2008 at 12:48 pm said:

Arizona’s first same sex couple is set to wed…
K. Moran on February 11, 2008 at 1:48 pm said:

AAHHH, God, why can’t I stop laughing at this picture.
Swill on February 11, 2008 at 3:37 pm said:

Is that Rick Moranis next to you???