Some Guys Have All The Luck

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From: Tony Romo
Subject: Location, location, location!
On the way to a local bar to make time with a hot bartender, I bumped into a party at the end of my street. All of my biker buddies were there whooping it up. Oh yeah, I left my house at 2am…

So I go inside, feeling the pulse of music coming from under the floor and two female friends greet me in the hallway. So I go downstairs to a packed basement full of happy drinking people dancing. All the other stuff that happened, is typical party stuff that stays in Vegas.

My man ‘Rod Stewart’, a short dwarf looking guy also from Philly, who upon first glance doesn’t appear to have much finesse with the females of our species, finds himself the recipient of a blowjob right next to the dance floor. For several minutes this goes on. Guys laughed, women looked on in shocked disbelief, one pal even gave him a hi-five mid-job. Of course the fun police arrived in the shape of the girl’s roommate. But as a testament to ‘Rod Stewart’s’ awesome powers of sexual prowess he blows the load in the girl’s face when she gets pulled away. Spectacular.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

7 Replies to “Some Guys Have All The Luck”

  1. There are several inaccuracies in this story. I’d rather not correct them but this did happen.