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This, to my best recollection, is the first “write a caption” deal on drunkcyclist.com. The New Yorker does the same thing, undoubtedly better than we every will. But, you get the idea.

Leave your best lines below in the comment section.

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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  2. “This is my spot, bitch. Do your crazy Tai Chi somewhere else!”

    “Ha! Your kicks do nothing to me! The only place you can hurt me is my heart. And that was destroyed long ago by that whore who was your mother!!”

    “If I had known opening your purse would be this hard, I wouldn’t have asked for change.”

    “Dammit! My Mother always told me to get the money first! You got sucky-sucky, now pay me you cripple! FUCK YOU PAY ME!”