My Christmas

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I type this on a borrowed laptop as my family is together in Sedona this weekend doing Christmas a few days early.

I haven’t much time, so I’ll keep this short and sweet: You know you’re old when you open all your Christmas presents and they consist of five sweaters, a chia pet and a bottle of scotch.

And yes, the sweaters are from my mother, my sisters got me a chia pet and my old man bought me a fifth of 18 year old Glenlivet.

Life sometimes is stranger than fiction.

Merry Christmas everyone.

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

6 Replies to “My Christmas”

  3. Eh. You got a ton of shit for the holidays.

    I have 2 presents from friends. Both liquor because that’s how they know me.

    Beyond that, all I have is zero family.

    Tuesday I will be silently enjoying a sub from the local Quick-Chek. But I will throughly enjoy it because I’m not “here or there” as I have been in my life.

    Stop whining.

    This site needs more bikes and boobs than any site I’ve encountered.

    Peace out.

    Merry Christmas.

  4. Merry Ho-Ho to you!
    My old man wouldn’t even think of giving me a bottle of scotch… But, he’s a rational, practical,sober kind of guy-

  6. useful things i learned in law school–[it’s a short list]
    how to drink scotch:
    1–pull on a sweater [you lucky s.o.b]
    2–get a glass
    3–put in three ice cubes
    4–fill glass 3/4 full
    5–sip it until gone
    6–enjoy the cubes
    7–repeat as needed