Heroes heave car off injured cyclist

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This story ain’t new, and I’ve had this email in my inbox for months. ‘Bout time I post it, wouldn’t ya say?

From: Pascii
Subject: Heroes save cyclist
Hi Drunk Johnny. Long time reader first time sender. Thought you’d like this one. This incident happened near my workplace in downtown Ottawa. They only charged the driver with “making an unsafe turn”. They could instead have branded his forehead with with an asshole shaped branding iron to remind him where it was when this happened. For the first time in my life, I thank g*d for big burley manly-men…

I’ll bet those boys threw that car. Good on ya.

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The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA