Single Speed Cyclocross World Championships

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What: Single Speed Cyclocross World Championships
When: Sat., Sun. November 11-12 2007
Where: Portland, Oregon (where else?)
Why: If we don’t, the terrorists have won.
More info: Check www.sscxwc.com
Contact: danid@rivercitybicycles.com

Single Speed Cyclocross World Championships in Portland Oregon
November 11-12, 2007. Portland Single Speed Collective will host the inaugural World Championships in conjunction with a Cross Crusade event.

Day One, Saturday, will include a qualifying Time Trial, possibly the first cyclocross time trial ever attempted. Time bonuses given for Sketchy aero bar descending, saddle-less lap, saddle-less aero bar laps, steep hill climb, 6-pack bunny hopping and others.

Day Two, Sunday, is the Grand Boucle of Single Speed Cross, a 60-minute race around the notorious Estacada Bowl. One woman, one man will be crowned Single Speed Cyclocross World Champion.

Prizes: Vanilla bicycles custom cross frame, a World Champion rainbow Speedo, custom designed tattoo.

Online registration will be available. Check www.sscxwc.com

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

3 Replies to “Single Speed Cyclocross World Championships”

  3. correction, not a Cross Crusade production but will kick arse regardless, be there!