The Fat Ass Quaker Abides

September
1st

By: big jonnyat 4:24 pm

Comments: 4 responses

Categories:Cycling

This is my last free weekend. On the 9th the worm turns. It is upon me again; yet another football season. And I say “upon” as in “on top of”. Such is the curse of an Eagles fan. It falls on us like a ton of bricks each fall and ruins, yes ruins, each and every week through Christmas.

I’ve done what I can. I have a new Bill Penn statue, pointing eastward from 7,000 feet above sea level.

The Fat Ass Quaker Abides

What more can I do?

What else is going on? McNabb ain’t back to 100% yet. Trotter got cut. And Reid’s kid is a complete fucking train wreck. Good times.

Links:

Reid’s Son Enters Guilty Plea on Gun and Drug Charges
Reid’s son is charged with DUI and drug violations
Britt Reid Has Serious Drug Issues

It’s time to start betting against my buddies with NFC East teams. Why? Because misery loves company, that’s why.

From: 40 Hands
Subject: NFC East wager time?
Big Jonny,
Let me know if you want to make a bet for the football season. Straight up, Giants vs. Eagles whoever has the best record is the winner. As usual I’m all about wagering booze (40s for old times sake or yager for a new twist).

I guess he didn’t get enough last year when I took him for a case of Old English.

I hope this year treats me as well.

Those fucking Eagles…

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Comments

4 Responses to “The Fat Ass Quaker Abides”

  1. cwbyker on September 1st, 2007 6:06 pm

    commin from a Skins fan, I feel your pain and raise you a bottle of Sailor Jerry’s! 4 G’s throwin down!
    Gibs
    Guys
    Go
    Gangbusters…..

    Peace

  2. J. V. morton on September 1st, 2007 7:57 pm

    At least your boys aren’t being humiliated like the Chiefs with a reality show… Bring me some form of coverage of the fall classics.

  3. bikesgonewild on September 1st, 2007 10:09 pm

    …superstitious ?…hell, i ain’t superstitious…every dude knows ya just gotta do the right kinda stuff so yer teams’ gotta chance…

  4. Les Edwards on September 4th, 2007 8:57 am

    Packers-Iggles on Sunday 09-09. GB preview: Cheesehead defense is gonna be tuff- predicted here- top ten in the league. Offense is pass-only. No run game available this year.

    BTW- One of the best fan sites on the web. Animations are great.

    http://www.packerpalace.com/index2.html

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