In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Continue reading Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer
This link comes from my man DMC in Belfast. www.buscatube.cl/….bjarne-riis-admits-the-use-of-scunk-crack-opium–ecstasy Ok, its a bit extreme, but if you read Willy Voet’s “Breaking the Chain” it Continue reading If Mr. 60% was given truth serum
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I Continue reading Not so dumb kid
You know you want to rock this shit: 1. Bush: End of an Error 2. That’s OK, I Wasn’t Using My Civil Liberties Anyway 3. Continue reading New bumper stickers for ’08
Someone told me once when I get to the end of my rope make a knot and hang on. Fuck that Im ready to crack. Continue reading Friday, you sure took your time getting here.
Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they’re walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed Continue reading What’s down there?
A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy Continue reading Can your pecker touch your ass?
Renta Centa Style, just like your mom bought her couch. I give you, The Church of The Big Ring Behold if your not in your Continue reading Here is your Double Burger!!
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil. Satan: Continue reading First week in hell
Dear Abby, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies Continue reading Dear Abby
One day little Jonny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom Continue reading Not so funny
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and Continue reading She made bets