Hey, okay. This is where it starts for me, my foray into the gang of cruel hustlers. I’ve got my shirt off, bitches. And the Continue reading Tests are for Nerds. Nerds are hot right now.
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The vast faction of North American kitsch lovers have adored its image for decades. As a young buck, I remember my folks’ nauseated reaction to Continue reading If You Thought They Looked Great in the Yard….
Today I arose, well sort of, with a moist brain, a hole in my upper jaw where a molar used to live, and a burning Continue reading let’s all play.
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I just got back from a little trip to the Left Side, LA to be specific, Venice to pinpoint it. I went with the main Continue reading Good Times on the Left Side.
Greetings, Rapscallions. I’d like to present for the readers, my latest tale. It’s miserably brisk, and painfully uncomplicated. I’ll put it to you like this: Continue reading The Scallywag and The Cockduster
Well, there’s a point in every dog owner’s life where the inevitable happens. Your buddy, compadre, fearless and ever-loyal companion cashes in the big check, Continue reading This Day Sucks
I wrote this letter to the editor of The Independent Weekly, NC’s freedom-fighting dirty laundry mag. Same shit, different city. I got pissed when they Continue reading America is Rad
A friend taught me a long time ago that one of many interesting ways to meet new people when going to new towns is to Continue reading Gaycation
It has occured to me more than once recently that I have a lot of shit going on. There are a million goals for me Continue reading Great Job, Hoss.