Tests are for Nerds. Nerds are hot right now.
Hey, okay. This is where it starts for me, my foray into the gang of cruel hustlers. I’ve got my shirt off, bitches. And the Continue reading
Author Archives: Snake Hawk
Thursdaiku
Thundering planet a ham hock in a tube sock juan grand rides again by
If You Thought They Looked Great in the Yard….
The vast faction of North American kitsch lovers have adored its image for decades. As a young buck, I remember my folks’ nauseated reaction to Continue reading
let’s all play.
Today I arose, well sort of, with a moist brain, a hole in my upper jaw where a molar used to live, and a burning Continue reading
The Beach?
I think i went to the beach last weekend. Apparently it was killer. by
Good Times on the Left Side.
I just got back from a little trip to the Left Side, LA to be specific, Venice to pinpoint it. I went with the main Continue reading
The Scallywag and The Cockduster
Greetings, Rapscallions. I’d like to present for the readers, my latest tale. It’s miserably brisk, and painfully uncomplicated. I’ll put it to you like this: Continue reading
This Day Sucks
Well, there’s a point in every dog owner’s life where the inevitable happens. Your buddy, compadre, fearless and ever-loyal companion cashes in the big check, Continue reading
America is Rad
I wrote this letter to the editor of The Independent Weekly, NC’s freedom-fighting dirty laundry mag. Same shit, different city. I got pissed when they Continue reading
Gaycation
A friend taught me a long time ago that one of many interesting ways to meet new people when going to new towns is to Continue reading
Great Job, Hoss.
It has occured to me more than once recently that I have a lot of shit going on. There are a million goals for me Continue reading