A pic of my tube and bottle collection. I took this Thursday before going in to get the tubes removed. Luckily as I have posted, nothing was torn or really screwed, but after waking up the doc informed me that the damage to my cartilage was, “More than expected.” Well there you go. I [...]

(and have a good laugh while you’re at it… )

—bp

Take Bond girl ‘Russkie Vlada-spanksky’ here.

Makes you want to see the last Bond film, don’t it? Well… maybe not.
(More non-pointless nudity at What Would Tyler Durden Do? .)
—bp
ps : You’re welcome.

no, wait…. we HATE the world.

Approved by a vote of 177 in favour to 1 against (United States), with 2 abstentions (Canada and Israel),the resolution on the right to development would have the Assembly call on the Council to continue to ensure that its agenda promotes and advances sustainable development and the Millennium Development Goals [...]

Story here…
Some great comments here as well…

It brings many things. A better-developed palette for savoring various scotches and fine wines. It makes you appreciate fine food and all it’s intricacies.
It brings the knowledge that some people will bullshit you to get a laugh, while others will bullshit you to get your last dime and life’s blood and leave you dying in [...]

 
Trust me. You don’t need to root for a team with this guy as QB.

“No one was more surprised than McNabb that it ended so soon — 3 hours, 46 minutes after the opening kickoff. The 10th-year quarterback thought it would keep going until someone scored, just like a playoff game.
[...]

I was thinking of making this a ‘Caption This’ but really… who wants to do that again?
My steerer broke this evening. Luckily I was on flat asphalt. No stairs. No drops. Just smooth flat blacktop.

Be careful out there folks.

Yes, you moose-eating jackass. It is.

Palin is dumber than we thought

Fuck You.
Also, you’re welcome. You now have something to bitch about for the next four years. You can whine ‘Socialist’ and ‘Hussein’ and ‘Muslim-baby-killing terrorist’ and whatever it is you want to bitch about. You’re welcome that enough of us have spoken up and said to your right-wing idiocracy “ENOUGH.”
You’re welcome, because without us, Rush, [...]

…comes some damn funny entertainment.
My favorite…? Well, since you asked…

this one fit the bill.
If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:
$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual
$37.50 if you bought Neomagic
$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac
$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the [...]

fiest let’s have a small geography lesson…
from the pic…
“When asked about foreign policy insights into Russia Gov. Sarah Palin stated during an ABC News interview on Sept.11, 2008, “They’re our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.” Yes you can see [...]

make it easy for us. People of all wheel sizes, suspended and fully rigid alike; I present to you the Palin Baby Name Generator.
First try, and it’s all wonderful. I’m off to teach these savages the difference between present past simple and future continuous, like any of these monkeys really care.
—D.H. (formerly known as bp)

Bulletproof bras.
Why it looks small when you come out of the ocean.
and…
You have to be fucking joking, right?
—bp.
also… All Hail the Dark Lord for he cometh with mighty red horns of DEATH.

I mean, really? I think a good plug-the-poop-chute is good for the woman in my life, even if it hasn’t happened. (….yet.) But can Mr. T and Snickers really be called ‘homophobic’ for a commercial? WTF happened to the US of fucking A man?
Watch it yourself…

Ok, I understand that some people can find the use [...]

As it was, so it remains…
Courtesy of the Onion.
Now I’m off to indulge in a bit of fun. Not like posting here. That is a bit more like this…

—bp.

Link

Make your own and post it maybe.
—bp