I don’t know about you, but clowns still kinda scare the shit outta me. Yes, in case you’re wondering I am a grownup, but clowns and midgets creep me out. Midget clowns? Forget it, I’ll have nightmares for days from that. Killer Clowns from Outer Space. Best bad movie. EVER.

The devil is in the details. Like this pic. Some rave about the course, some talk about training others still ramble on about hand-ups and hand-downs. Credit to Bici Girl for these pics. Please don’t yell at me. I just wanted to share. —bp.

No, really. Superbowls are interesting, if only because I get to stay up until 1 am for the goddamn game to start in an overpriced bar with satellite and cold Guinness. There is a ‘Football Quiz’ prepared by a coworker who is more knowledgeable about football than I am, and he’s never set foot out [...]

Don’t EVER fuck with a guy who has his own gimp… —bp.

I wasn’t planning on going, but Wunnspeed asked me if I wanted to tag along, as he was picking up his I.F. custom Ti 29′er from Ken Bloomer. I tagged along and felt like a fish out of water, but it was fun to get a winter hat and some cool socks from Ken. He’s [...]

Because, why not really? First up we have some excellent reporting on what BJ has been up to… Men would be holding hands and walking naked, blindfolded, through a forest. Then they would sit nude in groups of 30 to 50, passing around a wooden dildo and giving lurid details of their sexual history. Eggleston [...]

I cruise reddit, and tonight after a long week and longer day, I found this little gem. Send some love and be careful out there this weekend… gogojmo.com/wblog/?p=181. In my opinion, the worst part is he was updating the blog himself. But, it gets more horrific… the last GPS post speaks volumes… Seriously people… be [...]

And I’m bored. In the last week its dropped to around low 50′s here, and all my bikes are either inoperable, or not good for the cartilage in my knee. (The doc said last visit no heavy resistance for 6-8 weeks and then after only spinning on a trainer with no resistance. Getting old sucks, [...]

DANCEFLOOR DALE This video below contains some explicit cartoon scenes, flashing lights and is FOR OVER 18′s ONLY. Directed by Eric Wareheim (Tim & Eric) in association with Warp Records and Warp Films. Music by Flying Lotus. Co Directed/ Animation by Devin Flynn. Co Directed/ Edited by Eric Fensler. More info at dancefloordale.com. I have [...]

It’s just too important.

I’m a perv, and I found this to be extremely hot. No, Seriously HAWT. No nudity. No sexual contact. No profane language. And it’s boner-licious. Five girls. If you’re into watching, here ya go. There’s even a few dudes there, for the ladies to watch. Like I said, I’m a perv. —bp.

That should read “Es is S.I.S.” Schlaflos im Sattel 2010. (Sleepless in the Saddle) SiS 2010 It was planned as a two-man, nine-hour race. It ended up being less, and yet so much more. I was invited to take the place of the second man on a two-man team. Cleveland (wunnspeed) was looking for someone [...]