Dirty’s in Vegas(ish). So as not to let his legendary Tuesday chin dribble evaporate, I decided to do a post for him – a Ghost Post, if you will. What’s happening (besides jamming needles into coke cans) in our creepy CAT2 Secret Training Data Van is essentially this:
I know. It’s sexy. That’s how we do things here at Drunkcyclist.com
So anyhow, he’s up at the Interbike Galactic Exposition of Corporate Corpulence, Planned Obsolescence, and Unreasonable Preseason Order Requirements. That’s what he told me it’s called, anyways. In addition to smearing wet clay around on my delicate forearms, he would also like you to know that you can expect a full report on every advancement in 11-12 speed cassette technology along with electron microscope photographs of Specialized’s proprietary new Metal Matrix, which is like the old Metal Matrix, only they had some dudes design it for them just before they got fired and subsequently sued back into changing tubes for 9.00 per hour until they die. Dirty’s got photos of that, too, and probably other things, but the most important thing is that though he is not with us on a keyboard, he is helping me make this new lost wax positive for Giant Bicycle Company’s new downhill headtube. Long live the industry. It is a Sexy®, Sexy©, Sexy™ Industry, and it can sue you if you want it to.
He’s actually just skizzard like a lizzard up there, drinking cucumber beer and playing rock climber.
Dirty via Snakehawk
Over & out.by