Big congratulations to our own Bike Punk.

Yep, he done done it.

Oh hell. Would you just look at that.

Oh hell. Would you just look at that.

Welcome to Dad Club. First rule of Dad Club is: you do not talk about about Dad Club.

From: Bike Punk
Male, 58cm, 3.8 kilos, 10 fingers, 10 toes… uhhh… That’s as much as I can think of right now.

Good on ya, BP. Congratulations from all of us here at Drunkcyclist.com.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

18 thoughts on “Big congratulations to our own Bike Punk.

  1. …looks like a “chip off the ol’ block” w/ those sideburns…

    …props, senor…

    …have you got his first bike picked out yet ???…i don’t believe it can ever be too early…

  2. Congrats! My own “dependants” are 7 and 3. In that time I’ve burned through one trainer, and although the 2nd one is holding up fine, the rollers are looking more and more like a garage sale item…

    You’ll find time on the bike will never be the same as it’s appreciated and valued that much more.

  3. That’s great. I love children. See if you can go 6 years without him discovering CANDY and he will not have greed firmly implanted into his little mind. See if you can get him imprinted with images of people around him using things like bikes and tea jars in the sun, and being good to one another. Kids are the future, and this generation is pivotal, to say the least.

  4. Good on ya, and welcome to the club. And if the kid doesn’t take to bikes it’s not the end of the world.

  5. right on and congrats. My wife and I just had our 2nd on May 25th, a little girl to go with our 2 1/2 yr old uncaged wolverine of a son. Someday you’ll get some sleep

  6. Congrats is definetly in order for such a gift, Bikepunk. I just can’t call you BP without a thought of you being a big fucktard like the other one. Cruise on down there and kick some Brit ass dude.

  7. What he said. ^^^ “Gift”, I mean. That says it all. God bless, my friend.

  8. Thanks all. Everyone here at DC feels like a completely dysfunctional extended family in a way. It means a lot to get these thanks. It’s been a crazy awesome weekend.

    Details are as follows: Contractions at 7pm, Hospital by 10, cut the cord at 2:05 am. Jonny posted the other details and everyone is doing well (or as expected for a 2-day old and mother of said 2-day old…)

    Goes by the name of ‘OTIS COTTERMAN’. Still working on the middle name.

    Funniest thing, the weather has been shit so far this summer. Cold, wet and just gross. Otis pops out, and we’ve had 3 days of nothing but sun and mid-80′s.

    And I can’t stop smiling.

    —bp.

  9. Congrats but,what’s with the metric shit. We abandoned that here like 30 years ago. Kid could be like 9 feet tall for all I know.

  10. Congrats! May the streets he rides in the future be a hell of a lot safer than ours.

  11. BP, congratulations & enjoy. You will not believe how quickly the next 20 years of your life are going to pass.

    All I can say is that the next 10 years of your life are going to be golden years, enjoy every minute & make memories.

    Because there after they are going to be full of it & will only touch down at around 25.

    But you will never stop loving them.

    You are both truely blessed, please pass my congratulations on to your partner who seems to have missed out a bit here.

    Love,
    Hurben