File this under you gotta be fucking kidding me.
Man seen in tavern after fatal hit and run
Two hours after Chad A. Bilgrien struck three boys on two bicycles, killing 13-year-old Parker Klumb, he walked into a Slinger tavern and hung around until a patron gave him a ride to an ex-girlfriend’s home, a Washington County sheriff’s detective said Friday. Witnesses at the Raceway Pub & Grill described his clothes as wet and full of weed seeds. His appearance likely came from walking through wetlands and woodlots to avoid being caught after running from the heavily damaged vehicle he left behind in a gravel parking lot northwest of the intersection of U.S. Highway 41 and County Highway K, Detective Mark Sette said at a bail hearing in Washington County Circuit Court.
The lot is less than a mile east of the crash scene near the crest of a hill on Highway K, east of Kettle Moraine Road. Slinger is two miles southeast of the lot.