The Sunday Spore with D2: Stand Up and Be Counted!

Posted on June 16, 2012 by D2

Hi Drunkcyclists. I think it might be Sunday…somewhere. Otherwise, I’m early to the party.

This week, I’ve got a special opportunity for you to play along at home. Here at DC, there’s been talk of making an official DC poster for your garage/workshop/cycling porn dungeon. Problem is, we’ve got so many great images, we just don’t know which one(s) to choose.

So, I thought I’d bring it to you to vote.

Below are a few images that I have unofficially chosen as the top few choices for the DC poster. They are conveniently numbered. If you’d be so kind, pick your top 2 favorites and post the numbers in the comments section. The photos with the most votes will be the new DC posters for your porn dungeon, on sale soon. If you don’t like any of the ones I chose, you can check out the REST OF THE GALLERY and pick your favorite from there.

(IMPORTANT: Can’t wait for the hard copy poster? Wife won’t let you hang a poster of a hot chick with bike parts in your garage? No problem. You can download the wallpaper for your computer desktop. Just click on the link beneath the photo and you’ll be taken to the ordering page.)

If you don’t like any of them, I’m sure you can bitch about it in the comments section. Or something.

Here we go:

Drunkcyclist.com — NUMBER 1

Direct link to this photo HERE.

drunkcyclist.com — Number 2

Direct link to this photo HERE.

drunkcyclist.com — Number 3

Direct link to this photo HERE.

drunkcyclist.com — Number 4

Direct link to this photo HERE.

drunkcyclist — Number 5

Direct link to this photo HERE.

Western As Fuck — Number 6

Direct link to this photo HERE.

Number 7

Direct link to this photo HERE.

Number 8

Direct link to this photo HERE.

Number 9

Direct link to this photo HERE.

Number 10

Direct link to this photo HERE.

Number 11

Direct link to this photo HERE.

NUMBER 12 — Number 12

Direct link to this photo HERE.

Number 13

Direct link to this photo HERE.

Number 14

Direct link to this photo HERE.

If you’ve made it this far, let me say one last thing: spare me the “THESE CHICKS HAVE NEVER PUSHED A PEDAL IN THEIR LIVES” diatribe. It’s boring and it makes you sound lame. These are beautiful women who were kind enough to model DC wares. If you don’t like them, that’s cool. You don’t have to. But please, be more creative than that. Fuckin A.

About D2

I am a writer and a photographer. I never killed a man in Reno, but I once rode a bike through a casino in Vegas. Bikes are cool, huevos rancheros are for breakfast, whiskey is for dinner. Denver, Colorado, USA

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77 Replies to “The Sunday Spore with D2: Stand Up and Be Counted!”

Brick on June 18, 2012 at 6:24 am said:

#5 and #10 are my picks
peter on June 18, 2012 at 6:35 am said:

#9
Gian on June 18, 2012 at 6:39 am said:

3 and 6
Gilbert on June 18, 2012 at 6:55 am said:

number3
Skieur on June 18, 2012 at 7:02 am said:

I liked #2 and #11. That way it can be hung up in a shop and not be seen as hyper offensive by most and it has the handy Torque Conversion Chart, so it’s useful as fuck.
_daybits on June 18, 2012 at 7:57 am said:

#3
fomenter on June 18, 2012 at 11:17 am said:

bigger boobs.
D_seven_7 on June 18, 2012 at 11:38 am said:

#2 and #10 :)
Gecko on June 18, 2012 at 1:11 pm said:

D2, beauty pics as always. Come to Chicago sometime, I know a ton of beautiful female cyclists. Some of them posed for a calendar already too. Thought You Knew ;)
bloono on June 18, 2012 at 1:49 pm said:

#5 & #12 rocks !!!
wrighteous on June 18, 2012 at 4:15 pm said:

2 and 11
HUMPTY on June 18, 2012 at 4:25 pm said:

Please tell me you got laid….. the tattoo chick just looks like she could do a whole lotta dirty shit, which is always a plus.
AzCutter on June 18, 2012 at 4:50 pm said:

5 & 10
MorFunMorOften on June 18, 2012 at 7:33 pm said:

#’s 6&8
ant1 on June 18, 2012 at 8:21 pm said:

how bout a 16 month calendar?
D2 on June 18, 2012 at 9:22 pm said:

Calendar is on the agenda, but it takes a good amount of cash. DC fans buy enough posters, a calendar will happen!
Hurben on June 19, 2012 at 12:11 am said:

I’d buy one of them, but only because I could then be outraged in private.

(oops)
Bikeslut on June 19, 2012 at 5:09 am said:

8 & 10!…
art on June 19, 2012 at 2:11 pm said:

#2
mutant.inc. on June 19, 2012 at 10:33 pm said:

the top two images read: “drunkcyclist.cox” or “drunkcyclist.coh”. otherwise a pretty lame ass shoot. porn and bikes are cool. dumpster sluts and a carbon bike are not. at the very least, you could’ve put the sluts on steel.

and the lighting, atmosphere,etc… really? overdone and cheesy is D2’s game. i expect more.
mutant.inc. on June 19, 2012 at 10:36 pm said:

and “western as fuck”… wtf? co springs is on the east side of da divide. subtle but huge. maybe D2 thinks I-25 is the west… wrong. step up, young spore. DC demands more.
D2 on June 20, 2012 at 9:30 am said:

Hey mutant: see those bubbly lines on the frame? Those are welds, fuckface. You can’t weld carbon.

Otherwise, it’s nice to see you again. I missed your nonsensical posts. They make me feel special and alive.
bikesgonewild on June 20, 2012 at 12:21 pm said:

…@ mu-taint…99% of all texans live east of ‘the springs’ according to those longitudinal lines on a map…tell them they aren’t western & get back to us…

…plus you’ll note the ‘dc’ logo on the ‘western as fuck’ versions looks like a cattle brand…some folks have ‘dc’ as a tat but i’ll pay for your brand if deetoo gets to do the work…
butthead on June 27, 2012 at 3:12 pm said:

dudes the reason these spinners aren’t more well endowed is that ones who are get paid for it so give it a rest.
joetheelectrician on June 28, 2012 at 2:17 pm said:

“…well endowed…” don’t mean shit. If you don’t know how to treat a lady, it don’t matter what you’re packing.
bikesgonewild on June 28, 2012 at 3:14 pm said:

…d2…hope you & yours are okay, bud…seems to be getting worse out your way…

…even if you’re safe, everything must be kinda unhinged at this point from air quality on down…
D2 on June 28, 2012 at 3:53 pm said:

No riding=the suck. Everything is closed because of the fire…but at least we’re safe and our house is fine. The smoke has been pretty unbearable, but today it let up and the air is actually breathable. Progress is being made!

Thanks for the concern…